Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 509105815748214795
I’m 18 and a college student, so I didn’t really want a real job tbh. Academics come first.
Just like Kraut, I value academics
But will you respond?
after
As evidenced by this response, I will indeed respond. Kraut would love me.
Too bad he’s a cuck and not my type.
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@Christopher do the trout give birth?
turtwife now trying to equate her vacuuming the living room to me tearing a shed apart with my bare hands
Gonna have to break Kraut’s heart here and say that they don’t.
It is
And turtwife deserves a salary for her housework
/s
@turtwig kek
Tear the hoover apart with your bare hands
show your dominance
Pfft hoovers are hardcore
Dun mess with it
It will suck you up
chose a good night to fucking demolish something though
smashing the shit out of it with a big steel bar sounds like fireworks going off :+1:
smash <:GWunu2BGasm:395628546472673280>
smashed with a big sturdy rod
Demolishing at night? Poor neighbors
🤣
smashing at night <:GWunu2BGasm:395628546472673280>
I would shoot your ass for that
it's bonfire night lad
fireworks everywhere
what's the difference between firework and firecracker
and if there's firecracker why isn't there firenigger
one is a Chinese invention that creates a dazzling light show
the other is a white fireman who thinks he's black?
hello
hello
Ello
Is this where you go to say "orange man bad?"
No that's Twitter
how're you @turtwig