truck stop Subway

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I'm going to slep faggots

💤 <:chad:431600553806790667> 🚚

👌

A story in three emojis.

I'm gonna go smash up my shed

okay

Where are you gunna sleep if you fart in bed too much?

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1059521187846402048

in my bed? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

not my problem

Need to save that one for when Kaden comes back

What about your train set?

and it's a huge entitled black woman

imagine my shock

The candy is for the kid!

before

Just worked my self out of a job XD boss gave me 6hours of work got it done in 3.5

Opps

Why is there a Facist Symbol on your shed <:triggered:382980748115968000>

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Speaking of jobs, RIP mine. Election season is lucrative as fuck out in battleground districts. Was getting paid $20/hr to shill for a local congressman.

Get a real job. O.o

I’m 18 and a college student, so I didn’t really want a real job tbh. Academics come first.

Just like Kraut, I value academics

But will you respond?

after

As evidenced by this response, I will indeed respond. Kraut would love me.

Too bad he’s a cuck and not my type.

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@Christopher do the trout give birth?

turtwife now trying to equate her vacuuming the living room to me tearing a shed apart with my bare hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcxghnUAGE

Gonna have to break Kraut’s heart here and say that they don’t.

It is

And turtwife deserves a salary for her housework

/s

@turtwig kek

Tear the hoover apart with your bare hands

show your dominance