nice dude, now post u wearing them

they were for me for memes but they're too tiny

damn dawg u sound beefy

your gf looks really fukin short

@porco next, buy canned condoms and show us a photo of you using them on her

<:chink:323022148870602752>

>literally knock-kneed

Naw, I'm just bein' a prick

>having a gf

ban this man

This thanksgiving is my 11th anniversary with my gf

tfw push people away and not good at relationships

> gf of 11 years
you ever let her out?

take the leash off?

let some fresh air into the basement?

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

tfw cursed with aspergers and a manlet

reeeeee

took me 3 years for her to let me put the leash on, my friend

stockholm syndrome takes time

Codependancy is a hell of a drug

did you two meet in grade school or something

yes

5th grade, became a couple in 8th, moved in directly after HS graduation

@Matthew https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-wedding-ring.html?spm=2114.search0104.0.0.sjTHAK&initiative_id=SB_20171118025815&site=glo&groupsort=1&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&g=y&SearchText=wedding+ring

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>Wedding

ha

you should have a chinkshit themed wedding

this

H-ha

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Fashion-Show-Elegant-Temperament-Jewelry-Womens-Girls-White-Sapphire-Silver-Filled-Wedding-Ring/32525027404.html

I guarantee this one unlocks anal

tfw not having a pretentious self indulging millennial themed wedding in the foreseeable future

I'm way ahead of you niggas

i need something about meeeeeeeee

"way ahead" being 2 days ahead

Have you ever loved a girl with exactly $2.79 worth of devotion, but only with free shipping?

you know what would be crazy

finishing your thought