>literally knock-kneed

Naw, I'm just bein' a prick

>having a gf

ban this man

This thanksgiving is my 11th anniversary with my gf

tfw push people away and not good at relationships

> gf of 11 years
you ever let her out?

take the leash off?

let some fresh air into the basement?

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tfw cursed with aspergers and a manlet

reeeeee

took me 3 years for her to let me put the leash on, my friend

stockholm syndrome takes time

Codependancy is a hell of a drug

did you two meet in grade school or something

yes

5th grade, became a couple in 8th, moved in directly after HS graduation

@Matthew https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-wedding-ring.html?spm=2114.search0104.0.0.sjTHAK&initiative_id=SB_20171118025815&site=glo&groupsort=1&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&g=y&SearchText=wedding+ring

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>Wedding

ha

you should have a chinkshit themed wedding

this

H-ha

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Fashion-Show-Elegant-Temperament-Jewelry-Womens-Girls-White-Sapphire-Silver-Filled-Wedding-Ring/32525027404.html

I guarantee this one unlocks anal

tfw not having a pretentious self indulging millennial themed wedding in the foreseeable future

I'm way ahead of you niggas

i need something about meeeeeeeee

"way ahead" being 2 days ahead

Have you ever loved a girl with exactly $2.79 worth of devotion, but only with free shipping?

you know what would be crazy

finishing your thought

what if you got your girl pregnant and then had the doctor who is mad talented put like a wedding ring or something saying will you marry me in an a soundagram

Like, abort the baby and scramble its guts to spell it?

yeah

and have the ring among the viscera?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/most-realistic-onahole-to-date/695677204.html

I like where this is going