>trying to outchink the chinks

when will they learn

r8 my gf's programming socks from Ali

wtf

do your gf abolish the eggs?

nice dude, now post u wearing them

they were for me for memes but they're too tiny

damn dawg u sound beefy

your gf looks really fukin short

@porco next, buy canned condoms and show us a photo of you using them on her

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>literally knock-kneed

Naw, I'm just bein' a prick

>having a gf

ban this man

This thanksgiving is my 11th anniversary with my gf

tfw push people away and not good at relationships

> gf of 11 years
you ever let her out?

take the leash off?

let some fresh air into the basement?

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tfw cursed with aspergers and a manlet

reeeeee

took me 3 years for her to let me put the leash on, my friend

stockholm syndrome takes time

Codependancy is a hell of a drug

did you two meet in grade school or something

yes

5th grade, became a couple in 8th, moved in directly after HS graduation

@Matthew https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-wedding-ring.html?spm=2114.search0104.0.0.sjTHAK&initiative_id=SB_20171118025815&site=glo&groupsort=1&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&g=y&SearchText=wedding+ring

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>Wedding

ha

you should have a chinkshit themed wedding

this

H-ha

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Fashion-Show-Elegant-Temperament-Jewelry-Womens-Girls-White-Sapphire-Silver-Filled-Wedding-Ring/32525027404.html

I guarantee this one unlocks anal

tfw not having a pretentious self indulging millennial themed wedding in the foreseeable future

I'm way ahead of you niggas