Message from @Cole
Discord ID: 381397012983054337
do your gf abolish the eggs?
nice dude, now post u wearing them
they were for me for memes but they're too tiny
damn dawg u sound beefy
your gf looks really fukin short
@porco next, buy canned condoms and show us a photo of you using them on her
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>literally knock-kneed
Naw, I'm just bein' a prick
>having a gf
ban this man
This thanksgiving is my 11th anniversary with my gf
tfw push people away and not good at relationships
> gf of 11 years
you ever let her out?
take the leash off?
let some fresh air into the basement?
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tfw cursed with aspergers and a manlet
reeeeee
took me 3 years for her to let me put the leash on, my friend
Codependancy is a hell of a drug
did you two meet in grade school or something
yes
5th grade, became a couple in 8th, moved in directly after HS graduation
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
>Wedding
ha
you should have a chinkshit themed wedding
this
H-ha
I guarantee this one unlocks anal
tfw not having a pretentious self indulging millennial themed wedding in the foreseeable future
I'm way ahead of you niggas
i need something about meeeeeeeee
"way ahead" being 2 days ahead
Have you ever loved a girl with exactly $2.79 worth of devotion, but only with free shipping?
you know what would be crazy