Rollerblades

For lightning strikes

tan or black with khakis? Since we're aiming for perfect uniformity here

Roller skates or pants

Black or tan is fine.

Cowboy boots are also acceptable.

What about GRAY

I'd have to see them.

R U asking me 4 feet pics bb

You have seen them

Do you have my red running shoes in your truck?

I'd get some sand color boots

Not that I'm aware of

Chris was wearing them when he got...ko'd

I'll check

@Chris7577TX You nigger GIVE ME MY SHOES BACK

@Chris7577TX yeah and send him feet pics because he's apparently into that

But Eric you saw my combat boots

The air force ones

Much more comfy than cowboy boots

Yeah those are fine.

GOOD

"military in appearance or cowboy boots"

Docs?

Of course. With blood laces

@SonderSchutz TX Right?

At least we're not league of the south

In order for them to remain principled they have to raid towns for shoes

@NDO Nick-TX Yes sir Velvet Red laces

Everyone must be bloused

LOL

@502ssOtto what was the name of those chemical wipes you were talking about a long time ago? The ones that work well on pepperspray.

https://www.amazon.com/Sudecon-Decontaminate-Pepper-Spray-Single/dp/B001O52X3W

Those?

Yes

Ty

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/catharsis-on-the-mall-plans-to-have-45-foot-tall-nude-statue-of-woman-on-washington-mall-for-months

Trucks, chains, and a industrial-sized noose would do the trick.

What is an industrial sized noose

A noose, but of industrial-grade quality

Photo op