Message from @Mr. President

Discord ID: 653428851061424128


2019-12-08 17:22:56 UTC  

Nah, don't worry, men can't get pregnant

2019-12-08 17:23:10 UTC  

not YET UwU

2019-12-08 18:17:53 UTC  

According to gender theorists, men already can.

2019-12-08 18:29:05 UTC  

im ur chilD and IM GONNA RAPE YOU

2019-12-08 18:58:01 UTC  
2019-12-08 19:56:36 UTC  

@shadow of the sun If you don’t mind my asking, how old are you?

2019-12-08 20:41:45 UTC  

<https://academic.oup.com/aje/article-abstract/112/6/836/134000>
>>> [1] “When all races are combined (i.e., totals) homosexual men were significantly more likely than heterosexual men to have gonorrhea, syphilis, and anal warts, but significantly less likely to have nongonococcal urethritis, herpes genitalis, pediculosis pubis, scabies or genital warts.”

[2] “Compared with heterosexual men, homosexual men … were significantly less likely to use condoms.”

[3] “In this study, homosexual men reported significantly more sexual partners per month than did heterosexual men.”

2019-12-08 20:44:02 UTC  

https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/docs/factsheets/STD-Table-2018_Final.pdf
>>> “According to the annual Sexually Transmitted Disease Surveillance Report, STDs increased for the fifth consecutive year – with nearly 2.5 million combined cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis” (CDC, 2019).

“Those most at risk were gay and bisexual men, as well as the youth of America: Young adults aged 15 to 24 accounted for half the gonorrhea diagnoses and two-thirds of the chlamydia cases. Men who have sex with men (MSM) accounted for the majority of new gonorrhea and syphilis cases.” (Slate, 2017).

2019-12-08 21:15:09 UTC  

solution: do not combine the races

2019-12-08 21:25:30 UTC  

interesting how that shares an acronym with mainstream media

2019-12-08 21:27:31 UTC  

clearly this points to the confirmation of half life 3

2019-12-09 00:19:29 UTC  
2019-12-09 00:25:06 UTC  

Amazing find!

2019-12-09 00:25:22 UTC  

ahmazin

2019-12-09 01:04:48 UTC  

@Illyrian 4.2 billion years old

2019-12-09 01:40:25 UTC  
2019-12-09 02:39:29 UTC  

Amazing

2019-12-09 02:42:42 UTC  

according to her, string theory and quantum physics is white supremacy.

2019-12-09 02:45:28 UTC  

In the entire article, she capitalizes "Black" but not "white" lol

2019-12-09 02:47:53 UTC  

either use black people, white people or Black people, White people <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-12-09 02:52:58 UTC  

<https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-017-1080-8>
>>> • "The majority of studies have found, on the whole, pornography use is negatively associated with relationship quality, both for those in dating and cohabitating relationships, as well as married couples."

• "Findings affirmed that married pornography users were more than twice as likely to experience a marital separation in the 6 years following their reported pornography viewing compared to those who did not view pornography."

Why does porn ruin relationships?
[1]. "sexual scripts internalized from consistent pornography use contributed to marital dissatisfaction for the consumer."

[2] "some sort of discrepancy between the pornography consumption of the consumer and her/his spouse contributed to feelings of insecurity or betrayal.”

**Conclusion: Evidence from two-wave panel data demonstrate married couples who watch porn are more likely to divorce than married couples who do not. Thus, watching porn destroys your relationship and increases the chance of divorce.**

2019-12-09 04:05:11 UTC  

String cheese theory is white, you never see black cheese.

2019-12-09 04:30:58 UTC  

Well, just be sure if you ever see black cheese, you don't eat it.

2019-12-09 07:12:41 UTC  

Did you ever wonder why the ancient Civilizations we find are buried?

2019-12-09 09:29:25 UTC  

@ComradeChaos I used to, now I know it's just sedimentation, basically.

2019-12-09 11:12:35 UTC  

I think we're close to another renaissance but it wont be a re-discovery of wonders of reality, it will be the re-discovery of its horrors

2019-12-09 18:55:07 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche Seismic activity can also cause soil liquefaction**
Edit: typo

2019-12-09 19:42:28 UTC  

*liquefication ... I refuse to use stupid-ass terms ... just derive it normally, goddammit ... "liquifaction" sounds like that faction that will lick you

2019-12-10 11:49:11 UTC  

Literally the whole outcome is “addictions = bad” which is something we know already lol

2019-12-10 13:10:09 UTC  

No, porn bad mkay. Porn bad porn bad porn bad. Porn porn porn porn porn. Porn porn porn. Bad. Poooooooorn.

2019-12-10 13:11:46 UTC  

*says the conservative, as he grabs another bottle of beer*

2019-12-10 13:43:02 UTC  

I'm such a staunch conservative that I'm in favour of banning iron ... we should revert to bronze. Iron brought nothing but trouble.

2019-12-10 15:39:11 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche Ban Bronze. It has brought us nothing but trouble. Not even God being by the side of his chosen people could stop men with iron. We must revert back to sticks and stones!

2019-12-10 15:40:33 UTC  

Fuck you, just back to having no tools at all. Tools are a tool of patriarchy.

2019-12-10 15:42:13 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche Aye! Tools bad! Tools can lead to an ADDICTION to destroying things if we're not careful! Ban Tools!

2019-12-10 15:46:42 UTC  

Ban dihydrogen monoxide. It has only led to trouble! 100% of people who ingest it will die!

2019-12-10 15:52:50 UTC  

Ban the slippery slope, it has only led to slippery slopes and slippery things are objectively bad and universally disliked.

2019-12-10 16:24:14 UTC  

It's not a slippery slope if you can explain it.