!agree

Good evening, everyone.

Because I just joined.

I didn't mean to ping everyone.

I was just trying to give a general greeting.

I just joined, and I thought I'd say hello.

Hello, by the way.

Oh, I didn't know that.

!rank

I respect his journalism.

And I had the funds to spare, so I decided to make a monthly donation.

I don't ever use the "everyone" ping.

Though I do have a tendency to ping people when I try to talk with them specifically.

Good times.

Precisely.

"Rumpy pumpy?"

Sure, let's go with that.

@I AM ERROR Which author?

!rank

Hermaphroditism.

It’s not futanari.

Someone born with both genitalia is a hermaphrodite.

And the crest worms?

Not really, actually.

And the lamias.

Not always.

Japan is very socially conservative, which is why their popular culture is so out there.

@Gilgamesh Yes.

The Enlightenment was the best thing to happen to mankind.

Prove me wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Enlightenment

The horseshoe theory works well.

That pun physically hurt me.

I get what you mean, but that sounds like a terrible idea.

@Misomania I never knew that.

Well, when you put it like that, I think I can live with that.

Just not my sister.

-wyr

Sorry, I was curious.

!rank

So, where do you guys stand on limiting ammo capacity?

That’s one of the few ideas for gun control that I actually think is reasonable at the moment.

Or have penis-shaped drones shoot white confetti.

Did I really just say that?

I meant only manufacturing magazines with a capacity of ten rounds or less.

My issue on gun matters is that no one seems willing to compromise.

I don’t mean to sound like a stereotypical liberal, but you don’t need a machine gun for hunting or self-defense.

*I define a machine gun as a fully automatic weapon.*

I’m not up to date on gun laws, but gunsmiths need a license, right?

Fair.

Still, if you’re going to sell guns, you do need a license.

I’d be fine with that being a federal law.

I’m actually a Democrat, but I think they’re going about gun control the wrong way.

I disagree with Democrats on guns, immigration, and the death penalty.

I think fully automatic weapons should be limited to the military and law enforcement, however.

Good.

My sister once said that if a woman committed a mass shooting, no one would invoke the Second Amendment. I told her that was counterintuitive.

@Khanclansith What do you mean?

Gun control has honestly become Don Quixote charging windmills.

I know enough about guns to know you should aim to the ground when reloading and put your finger to the side of the trigger when not firing.

Right?

Is what I said proper gun-handling?

@Khanclansith I am aware of that.

It helps that the AK-47 is cheap and easy to manufacture.

Where did you learn this, by the way?

Hazardous?

Yes, those are Soviet machine gun patterns.

Heavy and inaccurate?

Is that any worse than the M16A1’s stupidly delicate firing mechanism?

Got it.

Damn, you really know your firearms.

I’m jealous that I’ve been out-trivia’ed.

You’re a consultant?

Got it.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to challenge your expertise.

Wasn’t it the M16A2 that was the improvement in Vietnam?

The A1 was the model that only had burst fire, right?

Got it.

Weren’t automatic M1 Carbines also being used in Vietnam?

I’m a history major, so historical weaponry interests me.

@Khanclansith If you don’t mind my asking, where did you serve while in the Army?

Got it.

What’s your take on them?

I think that might be one of the dirtiest things I’ve said on Discord.

Thanks…

What’s wrong with pitbulls?

@Khanclansith You walk with a cane?

If you don’t mind my asking, what happened?

!rank

Got it.

Sorry, I just noticed you mentioned it, and I got curious.

I wasn’t insinuating that.

I mean, I could quote Starship Troopers and say “Service Guarantees Citizenship.”

You said you served for three years, right?

Hello.

I feel validated about my declining opinion on CNN.

I should ask my dad if he heard what Don Lemon said.

I think Acosta was trying to smuggle something into the press room.

Not a weapon.