or get murdered and have the crime covered up

I've nearly drowned twice getting stuck in kayaks in rapids

rapids are tough ones

cuz you cant stand up

First one I thought it was GG, second one I was like "ah shit, again..2 <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

or the current will knock your feet out

you cant swim

cuz the current will carry you away

also white water is less dense than normal water

so its hard to float

Apparently Barbarossa tried swimming against the current too

I drown in the pussy so i swim to the butt.

And yeah I think it was him

Tbh the dude that started this conversation about drowning said “fell face down in water and drowned before they could pull him up” which doesn’t sound like a river to me

First one my foot got caught behind the peddle, second time I as just monging it and couldn't get out <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Reminds me of that old joke

The way I first heard about it they made it sound like he fell into a puddle and fucking drowned

Dying in a kayak is not something I would want on a gravestone

How do you stop a Mexican drowning? Take your foot off her head

Ah

well

kayaks arent very safe boats

dying in one is entirely possible

especially if you go out to sea

Nah canoes are shit boats tbh

But yeah, if it was a damn river that makes a hell of a lot more sense

Need perfect balance for those fuckers

canoes are at least heavy enough to weather current

@Storin hell no indeed. But kayaks are cool so I'll risk it anyway

if a kayak flips over you might die then and there

theyre hard to escape from

unlike a canoe

ever watch freestyle canoeing?

and unlike a canoe you cant just flip it upside down and have the water come out either

TBH in most cases you can get out of a kayak though or self right with your paddle

*”The Emperor,311 who had shared in all the dangers, wished both to moderate the inordinate heat and to avoid climbing the mountain peak. Accordingly, he attempted to swim across the very swift Calycadmus River. As the wise man says, however, "Thou shalt not swim against the river's current ."[Eccles. 4:32] Wise though he was in other ways, the Emperor foolishly tried his strength against the current and power of the river. Although everyone tried to stop him, he entered the water and plunged into a whirlpool. He, who had often escaped great dangers, perished miserably.”*

canoes are also safer against sharks

https://youtu.be/Ofq_nl366VM?t=59

where the fuck are you finding sharks <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

If you know how you can roll the kayak over