Storin
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Both a happy and sad day today, just finished 7 years in the British army, now I can be political ๐ <:peperage:588019564575457311>
Only if it pays well Kapp
Do I get to listen to the white noise of tranquillity known as REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
I would not mind a slave or two ๐ค
Indentured servants then
I always said I wanted to invest in a brothel
Makes more sense
I am looking at doing a CP qual ๐ค
Close Protection
Silly money to keep other people alive lul
basically
Nah liam neeson is a pussy ๐ค
Close Protection though= protecting HVT's by carrying their shopping 99% of the time ๐ค
Unless you get the middle east contracts, then its fun and games
HVT= high value targets
I been there
Somalia, Kenya, S.Sudan
They call us the Muzungu
I thought they were pathetic most of the time tbh
They would throw rocks at us a lot, then when shit went down "muzungu muzungu, protect us" lul
Anyone following brexit atm?
BRexit not gonna happen
Seems like the political elite have colluded to ensure as much
We are already in the worst position imaginable, if the vote passes then Boris has to go and ask for an extension- which the EU decides for how long, all the while we pay a billion a month, and if we get a deal we are essentially a vassal state doing as the master state says
Of course the third option is boris refuses to go along with this joke and we get to see a real constitutional crisus
Or they repeal it
crisis*
as a now former soldier I hope he refuses and locks them up till BRexit is completed, I would volunteer as a camp guard <:peperage:588019564575457311>
Canada is a joke though tbh
You got Treudeu
he 100% takes it in the bum
Tbh I wanna leave the UK too, would not mind settling in America ๐ค
Spent 7 years as an enlisted man, watching this bullshit happen, nah I want off this train fam <:LUL:456454077681893388>
L85? dunno I never timed, im not gay
NAh lee enfield is shit
L85 is shit too, but its endearing after a time
You mock an unarmed revolution but I would say look at HK
They appear to be holding their own
Already 1 demand met
The reason why revolution always fails in the west is frankly because westerners are pathetic and many suffer ADD
So they have not the capability to protest and carry it on
I think the only exception in modern history is the yellow jackets of France
I would argue there isnt many real men left <:reaper_shrug:352866181197332480>
If you are privileged enough to believe in more than 2 genders then you have had life good imo
Because most people cant afford time or money or thought to that bullshit
go on fanfaction
Post results here
RETARDS
That looks cooler
I have a final solution <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
To fix BRexit
We need to round them up
And put them in a camp somewhere in Scotland
And then we use them to mske trident parts to keep our nuclear weapons ready <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
Corbyn can make the screws that bolt submarine plates together <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
dm him your set up lul
That how nerds pick up traps now
"DM me your specs" <:LUL:593890055744127040>
If your mince pies are fruit you made them wrong, it should contain no less than 1/3 alcohol/spirit
spirit is preferable
Brandy <:Disgusting:535033619236913154>
thats gay as fuck
Needs to be more British
Why, you've met the daily quota for gayness already
Blaming the shakes
Well get a caffiene or crack addiction and fix that <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
I told you to make it British
Then it will be cool
Until then its gayer than Freddy Mercury
All i'm hearing is excuses fam lul
about 30 seconds
In a club called guaba in cyprus
No fire, I shagged her up the beach near a beached jetski <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
American, worth it.
Nah, you don't need to be a chad, you just need to be plied with an excessive amount of booze
And suddenly everything can be yours <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
you just have to piss on it <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
I dunno, think she was about 5, maybe a 6, but I couldn't stand, so you cant be choosey at that point.
Being a chad is gay bro
Good, we need to fix the gay problem <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
Kinda kinky when you think about it
I watched some electro porn on the hub before, not gonna lie, wasn't bad <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
Well it will either knock the gay out of them or put the joker in them
Probs gonna watch some degenerate poon tonight as well tbh ๐คท
Wonder if I could bash one out to a girl furry <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
Or maybe a henry hoover
Anywhere the British go is a victory <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
If we walk there life grows, if we touch it with our benevolent hands it shall know peace, or some gay shit like that <:Kappa:386676594120589312>
I personally think we need to blow it up, and subjugate the world then we can make an astartes program and take space ๐คท
dafuq is that
photography.... in the age of the digital camera....
Oh dear
UKIP is dead dude, worthless party now Farage left
I was a member, but their politics were terribad
herro
I have not touched VR yet
I would get the urge to kill everyone and say something retarded like "theyre in the trees man" Kappa
I cant wait for VR porn, i'm going to bury people ๐
Im not buying into VR tbh, im just content recently upgrading my pc โค
Put a 2080 aero in, SSD and a SSHD, some ram chips tomorrow and some new RGB fans โค
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