Storin

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Both a happy and sad day today, just finished 7 years in the British army, now I can be political ๐Ÿ’‚ <:peperage:588019564575457311>

Only if it pays well Kapp

Do I get to listen to the white noise of tranquillity known as REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

I would not mind a slave or two ๐Ÿค”

Indentured servants then

I always said I wanted to invest in a brothel

Makes more sense

I am looking at doing a CP qual ๐Ÿค”

Close Protection

Silly money to keep other people alive lul

basically

Nah liam neeson is a pussy ๐Ÿค”

Close Protection though= protecting HVT's by carrying their shopping 99% of the time ๐Ÿค”

Unless you get the middle east contracts, then its fun and games

HVT= high value targets

I been there

Somalia, Kenya, S.Sudan

They call us the Muzungu

I thought they were pathetic most of the time tbh

They would throw rocks at us a lot, then when shit went down "muzungu muzungu, protect us" lul

Anyone following brexit atm?

BRexit not gonna happen

Seems like the political elite have colluded to ensure as much

We are already in the worst position imaginable, if the vote passes then Boris has to go and ask for an extension- which the EU decides for how long, all the while we pay a billion a month, and if we get a deal we are essentially a vassal state doing as the master state says

Of course the third option is boris refuses to go along with this joke and we get to see a real constitutional crisus

Or they repeal it

crisis*

as a now former soldier I hope he refuses and locks them up till BRexit is completed, I would volunteer as a camp guard <:peperage:588019564575457311>

Canada is a joke though tbh

You got Treudeu

he 100% takes it in the bum

Tbh I wanna leave the UK too, would not mind settling in America ๐Ÿค”

Spent 7 years as an enlisted man, watching this bullshit happen, nah I want off this train fam <:LUL:456454077681893388>

L85? dunno I never timed, im not gay

NAh lee enfield is shit

L85 is shit too, but its endearing after a time

You mock an unarmed revolution but I would say look at HK

They appear to be holding their own

Already 1 demand met

The reason why revolution always fails in the west is frankly because westerners are pathetic and many suffer ADD

So they have not the capability to protest and carry it on

I think the only exception in modern history is the yellow jackets of France

I would argue there isnt many real men left <:reaper_shrug:352866181197332480>

If you are privileged enough to believe in more than 2 genders then you have had life good imo

Because most people cant afford time or money or thought to that bullshit

go on fanfaction

Post results here

RETARDS

That looks cooler

I have a final solution <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

To fix BRexit

We need to round them up

And put them in a camp somewhere in Scotland

And then we use them to mske trident parts to keep our nuclear weapons ready <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Corbyn can make the screws that bolt submarine plates together <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

dm him your set up lul

That how nerds pick up traps now

"DM me your specs" <:LUL:593890055744127040>

If your mince pies are fruit you made them wrong, it should contain no less than 1/3 alcohol/spirit

spirit is preferable

Brandy <:Disgusting:535033619236913154>

thats gay as fuck

Needs to be more British

Why, you've met the daily quota for gayness already

Blaming the shakes

Well get a caffiene or crack addiction and fix that <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

I told you to make it British

Then it will be cool

Until then its gayer than Freddy Mercury

All i'm hearing is excuses fam lul

about 30 seconds

In a club called guaba in cyprus

No fire, I shagged her up the beach near a beached jetski <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

American, worth it.

Nah, you don't need to be a chad, you just need to be plied with an excessive amount of booze

And suddenly everything can be yours <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

you just have to piss on it <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

I dunno, think she was about 5, maybe a 6, but I couldn't stand, so you cant be choosey at that point.

Being a chad is gay bro

Good, we need to fix the gay problem <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Kinda kinky when you think about it

I watched some electro porn on the hub before, not gonna lie, wasn't bad <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Well it will either knock the gay out of them or put the joker in them

Probs gonna watch some degenerate poon tonight as well tbh ๐Ÿคท

Wonder if I could bash one out to a girl furry <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Or maybe a henry hoover

Anywhere the British go is a victory <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

If we walk there life grows, if we touch it with our benevolent hands it shall know peace, or some gay shit like that <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

I personally think we need to blow it up, and subjugate the world then we can make an astartes program and take space ๐Ÿคท

dafuq is that

photography.... in the age of the digital camera....

Oh dear

UKIP is dead dude, worthless party now Farage left

I was a member, but their politics were terribad

herro

I have not touched VR yet

I would get the urge to kill everyone and say something retarded like "theyre in the trees man" Kappa

I cant wait for VR porn, i'm going to bury people ๐Ÿ™‚

Im not buying into VR tbh, im just content recently upgrading my pc โค

Put a 2080 aero in, SSD and a SSHD, some ram chips tomorrow and some new RGB fans โค

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