could be flat bottomed tho

you never know

old rivers can get shallow and wide

I mean, the amount of people drowning without wearing armour is astonishing as it is, and competent swimmers too. So I don't doubt a deep enough river can do the job to someone in armor

tbh most people drown because they panic

people drown in river because theyre retarded and dont know how to swim

or swim at night

@Storin true true

or get murdered and have the crime covered up

I've nearly drowned twice getting stuck in kayaks in rapids

rapids are tough ones

cuz you cant stand up

First one I thought it was GG, second one I was like "ah shit, again..2 <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

or the current will knock your feet out

you cant swim

cuz the current will carry you away

also white water is less dense than normal water

so its hard to float

Apparently Barbarossa tried swimming against the current too

I drown in the pussy so i swim to the butt.

And yeah I think it was him

Tbh the dude that started this conversation about drowning said “fell face down in water and drowned before they could pull him up” which doesn’t sound like a river to me

First one my foot got caught behind the peddle, second time I as just monging it and couldn't get out <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Reminds me of that old joke

The way I first heard about it they made it sound like he fell into a puddle and fucking drowned

Dying in a kayak is not something I would want on a gravestone

How do you stop a Mexican drowning? Take your foot off her head

Ah

well

kayaks arent very safe boats

dying in one is entirely possible

especially if you go out to sea

Nah canoes are shit boats tbh

But yeah, if it was a damn river that makes a hell of a lot more sense

Need perfect balance for those fuckers

canoes are at least heavy enough to weather current

@Storin hell no indeed. But kayaks are cool so I'll risk it anyway

if a kayak flips over you might die then and there

theyre hard to escape from

unlike a canoe

ever watch freestyle canoeing?