Message from @Sarahdale

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2019-12-02 08:15:40 UTC  

well

2019-12-02 08:15:44 UTC  

kayaks arent very safe boats

2019-12-02 08:15:50 UTC  

dying in one is entirely possible

2019-12-02 08:15:54 UTC  

especially if you go out to sea

2019-12-02 08:16:02 UTC  

Nah canoes are shit boats tbh

2019-12-02 08:16:08 UTC  

But yeah, if it was a damn river that makes a hell of a lot more sense

2019-12-02 08:16:10 UTC  

Need perfect balance for those fuckers

2019-12-02 08:16:20 UTC  

canoes are at least heavy enough to weather current

2019-12-02 08:16:24 UTC  

@Storin hell no indeed. But kayaks are cool so I'll risk it anyway

2019-12-02 08:16:28 UTC  

if a kayak flips over you might die then and there

2019-12-02 08:16:31 UTC  

theyre hard to escape from

2019-12-02 08:16:34 UTC  

unlike a canoe

2019-12-02 08:16:36 UTC  

ever watch freestyle canoeing?

2019-12-02 08:16:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650973593257115680/image0.jpg

2019-12-02 08:16:49 UTC  

and unlike a canoe you cant just flip it upside down and have the water come out either

2019-12-02 08:16:53 UTC  

TBH in most cases you can get out of a kayak though or self right with your paddle

2019-12-02 08:17:11 UTC  

*”The Emperor,311 who had shared in all the dangers, wished both to moderate the inordinate heat and to avoid climbing the mountain peak. Accordingly, he attempted to swim across the very swift Calycadmus River. As the wise man says, however, "Thou shalt not swim against the river's current ."[Eccles. 4:32] Wise though he was in other ways, the Emperor foolishly tried his strength against the current and power of the river. Although everyone tried to stop him, he entered the water and plunged into a whirlpool. He, who had often escaped great dangers, perished miserably.”*

2019-12-02 08:17:12 UTC  

canoes are also safer against sharks

2019-12-02 08:17:28 UTC  

where the fuck are you finding sharks <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:17:37 UTC  

If you know how you can roll the kayak over

2019-12-02 08:17:39 UTC  

I aint seen any in wales or africa

2019-12-02 08:17:39 UTC  

the ocean

2019-12-02 08:18:05 UTC  

What a retard

2019-12-02 08:18:08 UTC  

If you take a canoe or a kayak out in the ocean you probably deserve to die tbh

2019-12-02 08:18:21 UTC  

there are kayaks designed for the ocean

2019-12-02 08:18:31 UTC  

and canoes are suffient ocean goers for at least coastal islands

2019-12-02 08:18:36 UTC  

this reminds me

2019-12-02 08:18:38 UTC  

did you guys know

2019-12-02 08:18:40 UTC  

that in uh

2019-12-02 08:18:42 UTC  

the 1300s

2019-12-02 08:18:45 UTC  

the africans

2019-12-02 08:18:47 UTC  

in nigeria

2019-12-02 08:18:51 UTC  

thought itd be a great idea

2019-12-02 08:18:55 UTC  

to make a vast armada

2019-12-02 08:18:56 UTC  

of canoes

2019-12-02 08:19:02 UTC  

and attempt to cross the atlantic ocean

2019-12-02 08:19:09 UTC  

how do you think people got to hawaii?

2019-12-02 08:19:15 UTC  

polynesians didnt use canoes

2019-12-02 08:19:23 UTC  

they had two edged sailboats

2019-12-02 08:19:24 UTC  

It was the evil white people enslaving them