Message from @Storin
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old rivers can get shallow and wide
I mean, the amount of people drowning without wearing armour is astonishing as it is, and competent swimmers too. So I don't doubt a deep enough river can do the job to someone in armor
tbh most people drown because they panic
people drown in river because theyre retarded and dont know how to swim
or swim at night
or get murdered and have the crime covered up
I've nearly drowned twice getting stuck in kayaks in rapids
rapids are tough ones
cuz you cant stand up
First one I thought it was GG, second one I was like "ah shit, again..2 <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
or the current will knock your feet out
you cant swim
cuz the current will carry you away
also white water is less dense than normal water
so its hard to float
Apparently Barbarossa tried swimming against the current too
I drown in the pussy so i swim to the butt.
And yeah I think it was him
Tbh the dude that started this conversation about drowning said “fell face down in water and drowned before they could pull him up” which doesn’t sound like a river to me
First one my foot got caught behind the peddle, second time I as just monging it and couldn't get out <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
Reminds me of that old joke
The way I first heard about it they made it sound like he fell into a puddle and fucking drowned
Dying in a kayak is not something I would want on a gravestone
How do you stop a Mexican drowning? Take your foot off her head
Ah
well
kayaks arent very safe boats
dying in one is entirely possible
especially if you go out to sea
Nah canoes are shit boats tbh
But yeah, if it was a damn river that makes a hell of a lot more sense
Need perfect balance for those fuckers
canoes are at least heavy enough to weather current
@Storin hell no indeed. But kayaks are cool so I'll risk it anyway
if a kayak flips over you might die then and there
theyre hard to escape from
unlike a canoe
ever watch freestyle canoeing?
and unlike a canoe you cant just flip it upside down and have the water come out either