Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl
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so its hard to float
Apparently Barbarossa tried swimming against the current too
I drown in the pussy so i swim to the butt.
And yeah I think it was him
Tbh the dude that started this conversation about drowning said “fell face down in water and drowned before they could pull him up” which doesn’t sound like a river to me
First one my foot got caught behind the peddle, second time I as just monging it and couldn't get out <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
Reminds me of that old joke
The way I first heard about it they made it sound like he fell into a puddle and fucking drowned
Dying in a kayak is not something I would want on a gravestone
How do you stop a Mexican drowning? Take your foot off her head
Ah
well
kayaks arent very safe boats
dying in one is entirely possible
especially if you go out to sea
Nah canoes are shit boats tbh
But yeah, if it was a damn river that makes a hell of a lot more sense
Need perfect balance for those fuckers
canoes are at least heavy enough to weather current
@Storin hell no indeed. But kayaks are cool so I'll risk it anyway
theyre hard to escape from
unlike a canoe
ever watch freestyle canoeing?
and unlike a canoe you cant just flip it upside down and have the water come out either
TBH in most cases you can get out of a kayak though or self right with your paddle
*”The Emperor,311 who had shared in all the dangers, wished both to moderate the inordinate heat and to avoid climbing the mountain peak. Accordingly, he attempted to swim across the very swift Calycadmus River. As the wise man says, however, "Thou shalt not swim against the river's current ."[Eccles. 4:32] Wise though he was in other ways, the Emperor foolishly tried his strength against the current and power of the river. Although everyone tried to stop him, he entered the water and plunged into a whirlpool. He, who had often escaped great dangers, perished miserably.”*
canoes are also safer against sharks
where the fuck are you finding sharks <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
If you know how you can roll the kayak over
I aint seen any in wales or africa
the ocean
What a retard
If you take a canoe or a kayak out in the ocean you probably deserve to die tbh
there are kayaks designed for the ocean
and canoes are suffient ocean goers for at least coastal islands
this reminds me
did you guys know
that in uh