Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl

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2019-12-02 08:17:28 UTC  

where the fuck are you finding sharks <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:17:37 UTC  

If you know how you can roll the kayak over

2019-12-02 08:17:39 UTC  

I aint seen any in wales or africa

2019-12-02 08:17:39 UTC  

the ocean

2019-12-02 08:18:05 UTC  

What a retard

2019-12-02 08:18:08 UTC  

If you take a canoe or a kayak out in the ocean you probably deserve to die tbh

2019-12-02 08:18:21 UTC  

there are kayaks designed for the ocean

2019-12-02 08:18:31 UTC  

and canoes are suffient ocean goers for at least coastal islands

2019-12-02 08:18:36 UTC  

this reminds me

2019-12-02 08:18:38 UTC  

did you guys know

2019-12-02 08:18:40 UTC  

that in uh

2019-12-02 08:18:42 UTC  

the 1300s

2019-12-02 08:18:45 UTC  

the africans

2019-12-02 08:18:47 UTC  

in nigeria

2019-12-02 08:18:51 UTC  

thought itd be a great idea

2019-12-02 08:18:55 UTC  

to make a vast armada

2019-12-02 08:18:56 UTC  

of canoes

2019-12-02 08:19:02 UTC  

and attempt to cross the atlantic ocean

2019-12-02 08:19:09 UTC  

how do you think people got to hawaii?

2019-12-02 08:19:15 UTC  

polynesians didnt use canoes

2019-12-02 08:19:23 UTC  

they had two edged sailboats

2019-12-02 08:19:24 UTC  

It was the evil white people enslaving them

2019-12-02 08:19:30 UTC  

A giant shark carried them as they say happened <:shrug:349342983763656705>

2019-12-02 08:19:31 UTC  

with platforms and ample food supplies

2019-12-02 08:19:53 UTC  

but anyways yeah

2019-12-02 08:19:59 UTC  

canoes are a lot safer than kayaks

2019-12-02 08:20:17 UTC  

i don't know man I know i didn't imagine the term war-canoe

2019-12-02 08:20:46 UTC  

War-clowncar

2019-12-02 08:20:57 UTC  

Actually shit that’d be terrifying

2019-12-02 08:21:00 UTC  

well i mean

2019-12-02 08:21:01 UTC  

how else do you think injuns crossed the water

2019-12-02 08:21:05 UTC  

War-canoe sounds like something musashi would come up with to fuck up with his opponents

2019-12-02 08:21:10 UTC  

canoes are way worse than rowboats tho

2019-12-02 08:21:14 UTC  

especially for war

2019-12-02 08:21:20 UTC  

Imagine seeing a tiny car drive up and just 50 fully armed soldiers climb out

2019-12-02 08:21:23 UTC  

Hell, if it works, though.

2019-12-02 08:21:24 UTC  

they cant hold enough weight

2019-12-02 08:21:36 UTC  

There really isn't much difference between viking long ships and war canoes aside from the sails

2019-12-02 08:21:41 UTC  

Because it's so damned unexpected.

2019-12-02 08:21:49 UTC  

@Nat in wwi the french held off the german invasion by transporting shit tons of men to the front by cramming them in taxis