Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl

Discord ID: 650974194636554264


2019-12-02 08:17:11 UTC  

*”The Emperor,311 who had shared in all the dangers, wished both to moderate the inordinate heat and to avoid climbing the mountain peak. Accordingly, he attempted to swim across the very swift Calycadmus River. As the wise man says, however, "Thou shalt not swim against the river's current ."[Eccles. 4:32] Wise though he was in other ways, the Emperor foolishly tried his strength against the current and power of the river. Although everyone tried to stop him, he entered the water and plunged into a whirlpool. He, who had often escaped great dangers, perished miserably.”*

2019-12-02 08:17:12 UTC  

canoes are also safer against sharks

2019-12-02 08:17:28 UTC  

where the fuck are you finding sharks <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:17:37 UTC  

If you know how you can roll the kayak over

2019-12-02 08:17:39 UTC  

I aint seen any in wales or africa

2019-12-02 08:17:39 UTC  

the ocean

2019-12-02 08:18:05 UTC  

What a retard

2019-12-02 08:18:08 UTC  

If you take a canoe or a kayak out in the ocean you probably deserve to die tbh

2019-12-02 08:18:21 UTC  

there are kayaks designed for the ocean

2019-12-02 08:18:31 UTC  

and canoes are suffient ocean goers for at least coastal islands

2019-12-02 08:18:36 UTC  

this reminds me

2019-12-02 08:18:38 UTC  

did you guys know

2019-12-02 08:18:40 UTC  

that in uh

2019-12-02 08:18:42 UTC  

the 1300s

2019-12-02 08:18:45 UTC  

the africans

2019-12-02 08:18:47 UTC  

in nigeria

2019-12-02 08:18:51 UTC  

thought itd be a great idea

2019-12-02 08:18:55 UTC  

to make a vast armada

2019-12-02 08:18:56 UTC  

of canoes

2019-12-02 08:19:02 UTC  

and attempt to cross the atlantic ocean

2019-12-02 08:19:09 UTC  

how do you think people got to hawaii?

2019-12-02 08:19:15 UTC  

polynesians didnt use canoes

2019-12-02 08:19:23 UTC  

they had two edged sailboats

2019-12-02 08:19:24 UTC  

It was the evil white people enslaving them

2019-12-02 08:19:30 UTC  

A giant shark carried them as they say happened <:shrug:349342983763656705>

2019-12-02 08:19:31 UTC  

with platforms and ample food supplies

2019-12-02 08:19:53 UTC  

but anyways yeah

2019-12-02 08:19:59 UTC  

canoes are a lot safer than kayaks

2019-12-02 08:20:17 UTC  

i don't know man I know i didn't imagine the term war-canoe

2019-12-02 08:20:46 UTC  

War-clowncar

2019-12-02 08:20:57 UTC  

Actually shit that’d be terrifying

2019-12-02 08:21:00 UTC  

well i mean

2019-12-02 08:21:01 UTC  

how else do you think injuns crossed the water

2019-12-02 08:21:05 UTC  

War-canoe sounds like something musashi would come up with to fuck up with his opponents

2019-12-02 08:21:10 UTC  

canoes are way worse than rowboats tho

2019-12-02 08:21:14 UTC  

especially for war

2019-12-02 08:21:20 UTC  

Imagine seeing a tiny car drive up and just 50 fully armed soldiers climb out

2019-12-02 08:21:23 UTC  

Hell, if it works, though.

2019-12-02 08:21:24 UTC  

they cant hold enough weight

2019-12-02 08:21:36 UTC  

There really isn't much difference between viking long ships and war canoes aside from the sails