Message from @Dick Kickem
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Indeed
Ive heard a similar one from a friend involving her husband, jalapenos and a bottle of KY
Not necessarily in that order
dear god
a whole bottle?
(JK)
(my humor is bad and I should feel bad)
I dont know, all I do know is, apparently it was the best night of her life in years apparently
OH
well then I guess all went better than expected
better than I expected anyway
Now that the obligatory bad and sexual jokes are out of the way
One time my dad ran himself over with a boat
i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible
you typed that for a while
Well that got intense rather quickly
WELL HE LIVED
so its not that intense
hell he didnt even lose his leg
what type of boat?
sail boat?
it was a dingy
oh
with a 5hp TAIHATSU motor
neat
AVOID TAIHATSU AT ALL COSTS
THE KILLSWITCHES DO NOT WORK
IT IS OBVIOUS HOW I KNOW THIS
you sound a lot like my uncle right now
im 24
so i doubt it
good point
i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR
anyway
die faggots
yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor
Hitler
hitler
please
no