...so I went overboard

and he got a 2013 ford edge limited

with ALL THE THINGS

cuz it was still cheaper than he expected

cuz i found a steeply discounted off-lease

The chat was better when it was restricted

go butt-chug sriracha

anyway

....great I just laughed at my own insult

like, out loud

Its okay, me too man

I hope I didn't wake anyone

I mean Ive heard better insults from 12 year olds

But solid effort xD

...Well I mean....It would hurt way more than drinking it

Would make for an interesting story

Indeed

Ive heard a similar one from a friend involving her husband, jalapenos and a bottle of KY

Not necessarily in that order

dear god

a whole bottle?

(JK)

(my humor is bad and I should feel bad)

I dont know, all I do know is, apparently it was the best night of her life in years apparently

OH

well then I guess all went better than expected

better than I expected anyway

Now that the obligatory bad and sexual jokes are out of the way

One time my dad ran himself over with a boat

i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible

you typed that for a while

Well that got intense rather quickly

WELL HE LIVED

so its not that intense

hell he didnt even lose his leg

what type of boat?

he only nearly did

sail boat?

it was a dingy

oh

with a 5hp TAIHATSU motor