Hans the Sad Gamer Toad

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i wonder

what responce will i get

if i say

Ave Imperator

alright then

I am trying to be social

And i am failing

Horribly

Too expensive

Welp

Time to go back to my dark cave

i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible

what type of boat?

sail boat?

neat

you sound a lot like my uncle right now

good point

Hitler

please

read my name Hitler

i remember this one time my sister ran over my legs with a snowmobile

happy ending

and i just realized

my sister has nearly killed me

5 times

2 times with a snow mobile

one time with a bike

one time by nearly drowning me

and one time with ATV

nah, you get used to it

i live in finland

you get used to everything here

everytime i mention im finnish

...that joke

was so bad

it made me remember the finnish SS division

ill hang myself on that joke

meet my sister

she tried to connect a monitor with an internet cable

you cant save something

that is in no need of helping

aah

or how my brother left a text file in my skyrim folder after deleting all the art, OC sheets and screenshots collected over the years

why? because he is an asshole

hes 22 for gods sake

and still has no care for privacy

oh right, time to change the password

thanks for the reminder

who knows

mmmm

and ill just

look at the clock

and realize

its 8 am

did i sleep? who knows

*fallout 4 flashbacks*

neat

wanna hear a bad finnish joke?

"its too cold"

is it about the finnish SS division?

or the nazis?

or my name?

heard it already

reception was great

Game grumps

what if i told you

that i am under 20

but over 12

neat

unlike my sister

who thought

i was 12

HEY

ITS A JOKE FROM A SERIES

TFS CALLS US

now that i think about it

dear lord i had an edge lord name

what was it...

"son of krieg"

dear lord i was edgy

this name is just a joke

in finland

everyone is depressed

REALLY

REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*gets banned for using constant caps*

not really

i am special

i think im the only kid in the family without ADHD

i do have asperger

well, thats confirmed

we are doing some tests to find out if theres anything more

most likely

im pretty sure the therapist just gave up on trying to make eye contact with me

thank god

well

there was this one part of history where the ocean near helsinki was so full of shit

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