Message from @Falcario
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hell he didnt even lose his leg
what type of boat?
he only nearly did
sail boat?
it was a dingy
oh
with a 5hp TAIHATSU motor
neat
AVOID TAIHATSU AT ALL COSTS
THE KILLSWITCHES DO NOT WORK
IT IS OBVIOUS HOW I KNOW THIS
you sound a lot like my uncle right now
im 24
so i doubt it
good point
i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR
anyway
die faggots
yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor
Hitler
please
no
u cant stop der nazi train
we're talking about 7 gashes down the back of his calf
read my name Hitler
maybe
I mean, close enough?
he would've bled out if i hadnt been biking past
not even joking
the blade at one point cut 0.25cm from his femoral artery
like, was that close to actually cutting INTO it
which y'know...game over
so yeah
i remember this one time my sister ran over my legs with a snowmobile
I had to bike home
grab mom
(i was 10 btw at the time
and just scream at her to get in the van
had her drive me to the neighbors
grabbed the big irish neighbor man