Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad
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well then I guess all went better than expected
better than I expected anyway
Now that the obligatory bad and sexual jokes are out of the way
One time my dad ran himself over with a boat
i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible
you typed that for a while
Well that got intense rather quickly
WELL HE LIVED
so its not that intense
hell he didnt even lose his leg
what type of boat?
he only nearly did
sail boat?
it was a dingy
oh
with a 5hp TAIHATSU motor
neat
AVOID TAIHATSU AT ALL COSTS
THE KILLSWITCHES DO NOT WORK
IT IS OBVIOUS HOW I KNOW THIS
im 24
so i doubt it
good point
i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR
anyway
die faggots
yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor
Hitler
hitler
please
no
u cant stop der nazi train
we're talking about 7 gashes down the back of his calf
read my name Hitler
maybe
I mean, close enough?
he would've bled out if i hadnt been biking past
not even joking
the blade at one point cut 0.25cm from his femoral artery
like, was that close to actually cutting INTO it