Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad

Discord ID: 279486918780256257


2017-02-10 05:38:46 UTC  

dear god

2017-02-10 05:39:01 UTC  

a whole bottle?

2017-02-10 05:39:04 UTC  

(JK)

2017-02-10 05:39:23 UTC  

(my humor is bad and I should feel bad)

2017-02-10 05:39:25 UTC  

I dont know, all I do know is, apparently it was the best night of her life in years apparently

2017-02-10 05:39:33 UTC  

OH

2017-02-10 05:39:43 UTC  

well then I guess all went better than expected

2017-02-10 05:39:53 UTC  

better than I expected anyway

2017-02-10 05:40:03 UTC  

Now that the obligatory bad and sexual jokes are out of the way

2017-02-10 05:40:17 UTC  

One time my dad ran himself over with a boat

2017-02-10 05:40:22 UTC  

i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible

2017-02-10 05:40:32 UTC  

you typed that for a while

2017-02-10 05:40:33 UTC  

Well that got intense rather quickly

2017-02-10 05:40:45 UTC  

WELL HE LIVED

2017-02-10 05:40:51 UTC  

so its not that intense

2017-02-10 05:40:58 UTC  

hell he didnt even lose his leg

2017-02-10 05:40:59 UTC  

what type of boat?

2017-02-10 05:41:04 UTC  

he only nearly did

2017-02-10 05:41:08 UTC  

sail boat?

2017-02-10 05:41:11 UTC  

it was a dingy

2017-02-10 05:41:14 UTC  

oh

2017-02-10 05:41:19 UTC  

with a 5hp TAIHATSU motor

2017-02-10 05:41:25 UTC  

neat

2017-02-10 05:41:27 UTC  

AVOID TAIHATSU AT ALL COSTS

2017-02-10 05:41:35 UTC  

THE KILLSWITCHES DO NOT WORK

2017-02-10 05:41:42 UTC  

IT IS OBVIOUS HOW I KNOW THIS

2017-02-10 05:41:42 UTC  

you sound a lot like my uncle right now

2017-02-10 05:41:50 UTC  

im 24

2017-02-10 05:41:52 UTC  

so i doubt it

2017-02-10 05:41:59 UTC  

good point

2017-02-10 05:42:10 UTC  

i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR

2017-02-10 05:42:13 UTC  

anyway

2017-02-10 05:42:21 UTC  

die faggots

2017-02-10 05:42:25 UTC  

yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor

2017-02-10 05:42:25 UTC  

Hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:30 UTC  

hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:31 UTC  

please

2017-02-10 05:42:34 UTC  

no

2017-02-10 05:42:44 UTC  

u cant stop der nazi train

2017-02-10 05:42:47 UTC  

we're talking about 7 gashes down the back of his calf

2017-02-10 05:42:52 UTC  

read my name Hitler