Message from @Dick Kickem
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and that was it
....it took me about 15 mins
Some people have simple tastes xD
yeh
...so I went overboard
and he got a 2013 ford edge limited
with ALL THE THINGS
cuz it was still cheaper than he expected
cuz i found a steeply discounted off-lease
The chat was better when it was restricted
go butt-chug sriracha
anyway
....great I just laughed at my own insult
like, out loud
Its okay, me too man
I hope I didn't wake anyone
I mean Ive heard better insults from 12 year olds
But solid effort xD
...Well I mean....It would hurt way more than drinking it
Would make for an interesting story
Ive heard a similar one from a friend involving her husband, jalapenos and a bottle of KY
Not necessarily in that order
dear god
a whole bottle?
(JK)
(my humor is bad and I should feel bad)
I dont know, all I do know is, apparently it was the best night of her life in years apparently
OH
well then I guess all went better than expected
better than I expected anyway
Now that the obligatory bad and sexual jokes are out of the way
One time my dad ran himself over with a boat
i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible
you typed that for a while
Well that got intense rather quickly
WELL HE LIVED
so its not that intense
hell he didnt even lose his leg
what type of boat?
he only nearly did