Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad

Discord ID: 279487219910049793


2017-02-10 05:40:51 UTC  

so its not that intense

2017-02-10 05:40:58 UTC  

hell he didnt even lose his leg

2017-02-10 05:40:59 UTC  

what type of boat?

2017-02-10 05:41:04 UTC  

he only nearly did

2017-02-10 05:41:08 UTC  

sail boat?

2017-02-10 05:41:11 UTC  

it was a dingy

2017-02-10 05:41:14 UTC  

oh

2017-02-10 05:41:19 UTC  

with a 5hp TAIHATSU motor

2017-02-10 05:41:25 UTC  

neat

2017-02-10 05:41:27 UTC  

AVOID TAIHATSU AT ALL COSTS

2017-02-10 05:41:35 UTC  

THE KILLSWITCHES DO NOT WORK

2017-02-10 05:41:42 UTC  

IT IS OBVIOUS HOW I KNOW THIS

2017-02-10 05:41:42 UTC  

you sound a lot like my uncle right now

2017-02-10 05:41:50 UTC  

im 24

2017-02-10 05:41:52 UTC  

so i doubt it

2017-02-10 05:41:59 UTC  

good point

2017-02-10 05:42:10 UTC  

i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR

2017-02-10 05:42:13 UTC  

anyway

2017-02-10 05:42:21 UTC  

die faggots

2017-02-10 05:42:25 UTC  

yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor

2017-02-10 05:42:25 UTC  

Hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:30 UTC  

hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:31 UTC  

please

2017-02-10 05:42:34 UTC  

no

2017-02-10 05:42:44 UTC  

u cant stop der nazi train

2017-02-10 05:42:47 UTC  

we're talking about 7 gashes down the back of his calf

2017-02-10 05:42:52 UTC  

read my name Hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:59 UTC  

maybe

2017-02-10 05:43:02 UTC  

I mean, close enough?

2017-02-10 05:43:04 UTC  

he would've bled out if i hadnt been biking past

2017-02-10 05:43:15 UTC  

not even joking

2017-02-10 05:43:35 UTC  

the blade at one point cut 0.25cm from his femoral artery

2017-02-10 05:43:51 UTC  

like, was that close to actually cutting INTO it

2017-02-10 05:43:58 UTC  

which y'know...game over

2017-02-10 05:44:06 UTC  

so yeah

2017-02-10 05:44:09 UTC  

i remember this one time my sister ran over my legs with a snowmobile

2017-02-10 05:44:09 UTC  

I had to bike home

2017-02-10 05:44:12 UTC  

grab mom

2017-02-10 05:44:19 UTC  

(i was 10 btw at the time

2017-02-10 05:44:37 UTC  

and just scream at her to get in the van

2017-02-10 05:44:43 UTC  

had her drive me to the neighbors