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>corporate entities being scared of lawsuits for improperly labeling dangerous products as such means people are stupid

It means govts are stupid

Do I need to link you to the darwin award list?

For allowing such frivolous lawsuits in the first place

People are going out of their way to be stupid

And while corporations are oftentimes greedy cunts that only seel profits, I would never put a blame on them for a stupidity of an individual

Hot water is going to be hot

"Warning, flame is hot"

“Gasoline ignites when introduced to fire or spark”

I especially oppose the second phase of retardation like "knives are sharp, let's sue the knife manufacturers for making them sharp"

That's some advanced stupid in here

It is

Coffee being hotter than other stores shrouldnt open lawsuits

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/14/world/europe/domestic-abuse-blunt-knives.html

You missed the gamer girl feet before aquila

And trust me. We are at this kind of peak stupidity right now

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How do these people function in everyday situations without killing themselves?

@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' Do I want to know?

A blunt knife can kill smh

I’m surprised they never forget to breathe tbh

I wonder if they're going to blunt the sharp angles on their flag design, too?

On the other hand, for the actual facts of the McD coffee case.. she's wasn't completely wrong for bringing it to suit.

At least let them kill in a more civil manner if they really want to

I'm surprised that they don't set themselves on fire while brewing their coffee

@Uksio Oh. It can get stupider.

Like sims?

Eventually they'll devolve into animals tearing out throats with their mouths

Tfw the complaint is about how hot it is yet tea actually needs 100C water to not taste shit

"Warning. Cutty thing cuts things. Don't cut thigns you don't want to cut with the cutty thing."

Next: ban teeth

just start insulting them on the warnings

Then people die from punching

"Don't burn yourself you dumb fuck"

"Ban bones"

Those knives can't stop neck slitting. <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Yup, black tea needs to be simmered in a literal boiling water

It's like how you can now sue if you fucking trip over a wet floor sign

Can't win