Message from @Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm'

Discord ID: 601789259686477824


2019-07-19 14:52:19 UTC  

Hot water is going to be hot

2019-07-19 14:52:51 UTC  

"Warning, flame is hot"

2019-07-19 14:53:28 UTC  

“Gasoline ignites when introduced to fire or spark”

2019-07-19 14:53:50 UTC  

I especially oppose the second phase of retardation like "knives are sharp, let's sue the knife manufacturers for making them sharp"

2019-07-19 14:54:05 UTC  

That's some advanced stupid in here

2019-07-19 14:54:10 UTC  

It is

2019-07-19 14:54:17 UTC  

Coffee being hotter than other stores shrouldnt open lawsuits

2019-07-19 14:54:23 UTC  

You missed the gamer girl feet before aquila

2019-07-19 14:54:38 UTC  

And trust me. We are at this kind of peak stupidity right now

2019-07-19 14:54:43 UTC  

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2019-07-19 14:54:47 UTC  

How do these people function in everyday situations without killing themselves?

2019-07-19 14:54:53 UTC  
2019-07-19 14:54:57 UTC  

A blunt knife can kill smh

2019-07-19 14:55:02 UTC  

I’m surprised they never forget to breathe tbh

2019-07-19 14:55:14 UTC  

I wonder if they're going to blunt the sharp angles on their flag design, too?

2019-07-19 14:55:16 UTC  

On the other hand, for the actual facts of the McD coffee case.. she's wasn't completely wrong for bringing it to suit.

2019-07-19 14:55:19 UTC  

At least let them kill in a more civil manner if they really want to

2019-07-19 14:55:21 UTC  

I'm surprised that they don't set themselves on fire while brewing their coffee

2019-07-19 14:55:33 UTC  

@Uksio Oh. It can get stupider.

2019-07-19 14:55:40 UTC  

Like sims?

2019-07-19 14:55:42 UTC  

Eventually they'll devolve into animals tearing out throats with their mouths

2019-07-19 14:55:46 UTC  

Tfw the complaint is about how hot it is yet tea actually needs 100C water to not taste shit

2019-07-19 14:55:47 UTC  

"Warning. Cutty thing cuts things. Don't cut thigns you don't want to cut with the cutty thing."

2019-07-19 14:56:00 UTC  

Next: ban teeth

2019-07-19 14:56:09 UTC  

just start insulting them on the warnings

2019-07-19 14:56:15 UTC  

Then people die from punching

2019-07-19 14:56:16 UTC  

"Don't burn yourself you dumb fuck"

2019-07-19 14:56:21 UTC  

"Ban bones"

2019-07-19 14:56:21 UTC  

Those knives can't stop neck slitting. <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-07-19 14:56:23 UTC  

Yup, black tea needs to be simmered in a literal boiling water

2019-07-19 14:56:34 UTC  

It's like how you can now sue if you fucking trip over a wet floor sign

2019-07-19 14:56:37 UTC  

Can't win

2019-07-19 14:56:43 UTC  

Ban people with an IQ below 100.

2019-07-19 14:56:44 UTC  

dude

2019-07-19 14:56:49 UTC  

rope deadass has to be a watchlist item

2019-07-19 14:56:59 UTC  

who even uses rope for the normal purposes anymore

2019-07-19 14:57:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601789605116772372/image5299.png

2019-07-19 14:57:06 UTC  

@Aquila Fiacra YOU RAYCIS

2019-07-19 14:57:07 UTC  

You’re banning a majority of the popularion aquila I’m pretty sure

2019-07-19 14:57:13 UTC  

Bs