Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 601788932509925406


2019-07-19 14:46:46 UTC  

The tardation deepens

2019-07-19 14:47:13 UTC  

> If you cannot read this warning, don't use the product

2019-07-19 14:47:18 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-19 14:47:30 UTC  

Children are too pure to be used as commie memes

2019-07-19 14:47:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601787212367003659/Do_not_touch_braille_tomface.png

2019-07-19 14:49:36 UTC  

remember lads
the OG xenoi will colonise mars

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/601787726584479744/demian.png

2019-07-19 14:49:43 UTC  

>corporate entities being scared of lawsuits for improperly labeling dangerous products as such means people are stupid

2019-07-19 14:50:54 UTC  

It means govts are stupid

2019-07-19 14:51:05 UTC  

Do I need to link you to the darwin award list?

2019-07-19 14:51:11 UTC  

For allowing such frivolous lawsuits in the first place

2019-07-19 14:51:17 UTC  

People are going out of their way to be stupid

2019-07-19 14:51:57 UTC  

And while corporations are oftentimes greedy cunts that only seel profits, I would never put a blame on them for a stupidity of an individual

2019-07-19 14:52:19 UTC  

Hot water is going to be hot

2019-07-19 14:52:51 UTC  

"Warning, flame is hot"

2019-07-19 14:53:28 UTC  

“Gasoline ignites when introduced to fire or spark”

2019-07-19 14:53:50 UTC  

I especially oppose the second phase of retardation like "knives are sharp, let's sue the knife manufacturers for making them sharp"

2019-07-19 14:54:05 UTC  

That's some advanced stupid in here

2019-07-19 14:54:10 UTC  

It is

2019-07-19 14:54:17 UTC  

Coffee being hotter than other stores shrouldnt open lawsuits

2019-07-19 14:54:23 UTC  

You missed the gamer girl feet before aquila

2019-07-19 14:54:38 UTC  

And trust me. We are at this kind of peak stupidity right now

2019-07-19 14:54:43 UTC  

...

2019-07-19 14:54:47 UTC  

How do these people function in everyday situations without killing themselves?

2019-07-19 14:54:53 UTC  
2019-07-19 14:54:57 UTC  

A blunt knife can kill smh

2019-07-19 14:55:02 UTC  

I’m surprised they never forget to breathe tbh

2019-07-19 14:55:14 UTC  

I wonder if they're going to blunt the sharp angles on their flag design, too?

2019-07-19 14:55:16 UTC  

On the other hand, for the actual facts of the McD coffee case.. she's wasn't completely wrong for bringing it to suit.

2019-07-19 14:55:19 UTC  

At least let them kill in a more civil manner if they really want to

2019-07-19 14:55:21 UTC  

I'm surprised that they don't set themselves on fire while brewing their coffee

2019-07-19 14:55:33 UTC  

@Uksio Oh. It can get stupider.

2019-07-19 14:55:40 UTC  

Like sims?

2019-07-19 14:55:42 UTC  

Eventually they'll devolve into animals tearing out throats with their mouths

2019-07-19 14:55:46 UTC  

Tfw the complaint is about how hot it is yet tea actually needs 100C water to not taste shit

2019-07-19 14:55:47 UTC  

"Warning. Cutty thing cuts things. Don't cut thigns you don't want to cut with the cutty thing."

2019-07-19 14:56:00 UTC  

Next: ban teeth

2019-07-19 14:56:09 UTC  

just start insulting them on the warnings

2019-07-19 14:56:15 UTC  

Then people die from punching

2019-07-19 14:56:16 UTC  

"Don't burn yourself you dumb fuck"