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.agree

2018-05-16 14:55:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Howdy, folks.

2018-05-16 14:58:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It is Wednesday, my dude.

2018-05-16 14:58:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAGH

2018-05-16 15:24:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

HE HAS NO STYLE

2018-05-16 15:24:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

HE HAS NO FACE

I made this.

2018-05-16 15:26:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Wish I could. At this point, I can't even afford to donate to my man's Patreon.

Britain does need some wage increases, but they have to be done naturally, or it just ruins the job market.

Best way to do that is to have a hard border and start deporting, honestly.

Until there's some kind of "bipartisan" (uniparty) decision to increase welfare for illegal aliens.

A welfare state is on their to-do list, anyway.

Apparently.

There were some hot nurses on the show. That's all I remember.

... I'm not *that* lewd.

2018-05-16 15:36:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Hottest and possibly smartest FLOTUS.

2018-05-16 15:38:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

2018-05-16 15:38:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Billionaire at the Barricades.

2018-05-16 15:40:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The ๐ŸŒถ must flow

2018-05-16 15:40:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

O SHIT

2018-05-16 15:43:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The absolute madman

2018-05-16 15:44:47 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Despacito

2018-05-16 15:51:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Getting gay frogs.

2018-05-16 15:52:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I like to eat! I like to fuck! I'm an animal!

2018-05-16 15:53:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#slay-the-dragon

2018-05-16 15:53:43 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#align-society-like-lobsters

2018-05-16 15:54:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#kotaku-inaction

2018-05-16 15:54:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just KI, actually.

2018-05-16 15:54:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Inaction is one word. :3

2018-05-16 15:55:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#insult-my-waifu-i-take-your-laifu

2018-05-16 15:57:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#artism-supremacy

2018-05-16 15:58:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I got my green card, hombre

2018-05-16 15:58:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's in the mail.

2018-05-16 15:59:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Mods are asleep. Post spiderman.

2018-05-16 16:00:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Because anime was a mistake.

2018-05-16 16:00:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

#boku-no-pico

2018-05-16 16:01:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Banime

2018-05-16 16:02:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Are traPepes gay?

2018-05-16 16:04:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Anyone know if Sargon is going to pick up the DS Remastered?

2018-05-16 16:04:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

2.0 or 3.0?

2018-05-16 16:05:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Yuck

2018-05-16 16:06:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

No, you try it the first way and it doesn't work, then you try it the second way and it doesn't work, so you go back to the first way and it works.

2018-05-16 16:07:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Caitlyn is brave for changing his gender when it became fashionable to do so, gaiz.

2018-05-16 16:08:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Degenerate

2018-05-16 16:09:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@A Random Crusader what'll ya take?

2018-05-16 16:09:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

DEUS VULT

2018-05-16 16:10:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Stop signs are unconstitutional!

2018-05-16 16:11:21 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I can't post pictures reeeee

2018-05-16 16:11:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The navy is gay-vy

2018-05-16 16:12:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Something something seamen on the poopdeck.

2018-05-16 16:12:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Clubbin' the baby seals, ARF-ARF

2018-05-16 16:41:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hi.

Thanks.

Ahem, Melania speaks 7 languages.

No, since the media can't seem to understand her.

I love you goys.

Hitler is an true hero. He's the man who killed Hitler.

2018-05-16 18:04:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Fucking Boy Scouts. Press F to pay respect.

2018-05-16 18:06:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Seriously, some limp-wristed soyboy tried to tell me that the Boy Scouts was sexist for not accepting women, so I asked him if women living 70 years without having to be anywhere near another man was sexist.

2018-05-16 18:07:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

All-girl schools, businesses, clubs, and retirement homes. A woman could go her entire life and never encounter a man.

2018-05-16 18:08:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I've had thots that could tie knots.

2018-05-16 18:08:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm knot lying.

2018-05-16 18:08:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

:3

2018-05-16 18:09:35 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Jesus Christ say if she breathe she a thot

2018-05-16 18:10:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I wonder if anyone knew that there were already three co-ed scouting groups.

2018-05-16 18:11:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sea Scouting.

2018-05-16 18:11:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You don't have a choice now kek

2018-05-16 18:11:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"MY FEET HUUUUURT"

2018-05-16 18:11:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

STOP WHINING!

2018-05-16 18:12:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I would thoroughly enjoy watching them fall out.

2018-05-16 18:14:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I would prefer the Boy Scouts suddenly becoming Basic Combat Training Scouts.

2018-05-16 18:14:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Where if you fall out, you go home.

2018-05-16 18:18:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I think I just got the book because we didn't have a Scouts where I lived, so my dad and I did a kind of... non-Boy Scout Scouting? I dunno.

2018-05-16 18:18:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

At this point, the Dangerous Book For Boys is your only option for scouting.

2018-05-16 18:19:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

wtf

2018-05-16 18:19:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's required survival.

2018-05-16 18:19:58 UTC [Sparta #general]  

If they're scouts, they should already be aware of knife safety.

2018-05-16 18:20:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Even more wtf

2018-05-16 18:21:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So can the multi-tool or folding knives. Even more easily in a wild survival environment.

2018-05-16 18:22:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You definitely don't want to use a multitool knife in a survival environment because it loosens the screws keeping those tools from swiveling too easily.

2018-05-16 18:22:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That's how you stab yourself in the hand with a screwdriver.

2018-05-16 18:22:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Seriously.

2018-05-16 18:24:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hell, at this point, I'm even okay with gay scout leaders if they went back to all-boys.

2018-05-16 18:24:46 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Chicken butt

2018-05-16 18:24:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Oh, that too.

2018-05-16 18:25:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

As long as they're bears and not otters. :3

2018-05-16 18:26:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Dude, someone should get ex-Marine DIs in that girl's scout chapter.

2018-05-16 18:26:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Really fuck her up.

2018-05-16 18:27:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That made me gag.

2018-05-16 18:27:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

This is not the new army I was promised.

2018-05-16 18:27:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I can't remember if it was English or American, though.

2018-05-16 18:28:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Thank.

2018-05-16 18:28:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Fuck.

2018-05-16 18:29:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I mean, you wouldn't understand them if they did swear at you.

2018-05-16 18:29:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

wot

2018-05-16 18:30:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am also working.

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