Message from @Xaverius
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he's not THAT dark-skinned, Vander
:3
I'm white as fuck, and I like watermelon
Meanwhile
So, you're an albino then?
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>Subhash Yadav, 42, had gone to Bibiganj market in Uttar Pradesh's Jaunpur district in India with a friend to eat the eggs when a row reportedly broke out between the pair
>dies because of eggs
Not far from it, I burst into flames if I don't take a bath in sunscreen
Watermelons are actually a good fruit to give to kids, because kids tend to not hydrate enough, and watermelons are almost entirely water.
low in calories, yet sweet, watermelons are perfect
@Vander Loonéy is a fabled *Whitus Niggus*
No, I belong to caucasius whitus species
tbh we ate watermelon in Africa every day because of its liquid content 🤔
Cut a hole to the center of the watermelon, jam a bottle of vodka (or whatever drink you want) into the hole, let the bottle empty, and put the watermelon in the fridge. Great summer snack. ^^
Watermelons are sugar and water. In that, they're very similar to coke, except all the other things
Fuck
Coke the drink? Or drug
😝
Now I have to try infusing a watermelon with soda
You never had vodka melon, it's awesome
You can do the same with jello
Jello shots
make vodka gummybears
I made thc infused alcohol then made Jello shots outta it
Currently the British conservatives have at least a 13% lead, however remember last election. So my question is how will they fuck it up this time?
How about infusing a watermelon with pineapple juice? <:thunk:462282216467333140>
Or is that a warcrime
The watermelon I mean, not Soros
Soros is definitely a warcrime
Lol
War crime
No, just a hatecrime
Soros is a WMD
Sounds like USA needs to invade his living room