Not far from it, I burst into flames if I don't take a bath in sunscreen

Watermelons are actually a good fruit to give to kids, because kids tend to not hydrate enough, and watermelons are almost entirely water.

low in calories, yet sweet, watermelons are perfect

@Vander Loonéy is a fabled *Whitus Niggus*

No, I belong to caucasius whitus species

tbh we ate watermelon in Africa every day because of its liquid content 🤔

https://youtu.be/rGd5yJIbqus

Cut a hole to the center of the watermelon, jam a bottle of vodka (or whatever drink you want) into the hole, let the bottle empty, and put the watermelon in the fridge. Great summer snack. ^^

Watermelons are sugar and water. In that, they're very similar to coke, except all the other things

Fuck

Vander, why

Coke the drink? Or drug

😝

Now I have to try infusing a watermelon with soda

You never had vodka melon, it's awesome

You can do the same with jello

Jello shots

make vodka gummybears

I made thc infused alcohol then made Jello shots outta it

Currently the British conservatives have at least a 13% lead, however remember last election. So my question is how will they fuck it up this time?

How about infusing a watermelon with pineapple juice? <:thunk:462282216467333140>

Or is that a warcrime

The watermelon I mean, not Soros

Soros is definitely a warcrime

Lol

War crime

No, just a hatecrime

Soros is a WMD

Sounds like USA needs to invade his living room

Even if soros drops dead right now, he will be replaced faster then you can blame the jews

It'd be hard to be more awful than him.

Epstein lives in our hearts and through deeds

Wait fuck no

Jesus*

through our deeds, Epstein lives

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-tongue-out-tongue-gif-14837371