Message from @Vander Loonéy

Discord ID: 648524548722917396


2019-11-25 13:58:20 UTC  

Feels bad man

2019-11-25 14:00:13 UTC  

And now this guys just made an enemy of the Negros by doing this

2019-11-25 14:01:35 UTC  

Why because he ate their chicken, or could count to five <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-11-25 14:02:15 UTC  

Both

2019-11-25 14:02:31 UTC  

But he just doesnt stop

2019-11-25 14:02:47 UTC  

Now he's made an enemy of low income people

2019-11-25 14:03:05 UTC  

Is there a watermelon version?

2019-11-25 14:03:20 UTC  

he's not THAT dark-skinned, Vander

2019-11-25 14:03:44 UTC  

:3

2019-11-25 14:03:57 UTC  

I'm white as fuck, and I like watermelon

2019-11-25 14:04:28 UTC  

Meanwhile

2019-11-25 14:04:28 UTC  

So, you're an albino then?

2019-11-25 14:04:32 UTC  

<:GWmythiFeelsBadMan:391321619748093972>

2019-11-25 14:04:45 UTC  

>Subhash Yadav, 42, had gone to Bibiganj market in Uttar Pradesh's Jaunpur district in India with a friend to eat the eggs when a row reportedly broke out between the pair

2019-11-25 14:04:59 UTC  

>dies because of eggs

2019-11-25 14:05:01 UTC  

Not far from it, I burst into flames if I don't take a bath in sunscreen

2019-11-25 14:05:12 UTC  

Watermelons are actually a good fruit to give to kids, because kids tend to not hydrate enough, and watermelons are almost entirely water.

2019-11-25 14:05:36 UTC  

low in calories, yet sweet, watermelons are perfect

2019-11-25 14:05:41 UTC  

@Vander Loonéy is a fabled *Whitus Niggus*

2019-11-25 14:06:11 UTC  

No, I belong to caucasius whitus species

2019-11-25 14:06:29 UTC  

tbh we ate watermelon in Africa every day because of its liquid content 🤔

2019-11-25 14:06:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/648524931730112525/IMG_20191125_140605.jpg

2019-11-25 14:07:09 UTC  
2019-11-25 14:08:06 UTC  

Cut a hole to the center of the watermelon, jam a bottle of vodka (or whatever drink you want) into the hole, let the bottle empty, and put the watermelon in the fridge. Great summer snack. ^^

2019-11-25 14:08:08 UTC  

Watermelons are sugar and water. In that, they're very similar to coke, except all the other things

2019-11-25 14:08:22 UTC  

Fuck

2019-11-25 14:08:25 UTC  

Vander, why

2019-11-25 14:08:29 UTC  

Coke the drink? Or drug

2019-11-25 14:08:41 UTC  

😝

2019-11-25 14:08:43 UTC  

Now I have to try infusing a watermelon with soda

2019-11-25 14:08:49 UTC  

You never had vodka melon, it's awesome

2019-11-25 14:09:01 UTC  

You can do the same with jello

2019-11-25 14:09:11 UTC  

Jello shots

2019-11-25 14:09:21 UTC  

make vodka gummybears

2019-11-25 14:09:57 UTC  

I made thc infused alcohol then made Jello shots outta it

2019-11-25 14:10:31 UTC  

Currently the British conservatives have at least a 13% lead, however remember last election. So my question is how will they fuck it up this time?