Anyone who sleeps with contact lenses on their eyes is not intelligent enough to be in IE.

That's not what I'm saying lol

Contacts restrict oxygen getting to your eyes. So when you take them out at night your eyes are often dryed out. Putting some sleep eye gel or drops is a great way to keep your eyes healthy. Both my uncle and my fiance's best friend are eye DRs.

Or you can wait untill you are 40 and need restasis.

You shouldn't assume what people are talking about then insult them based on that assumption.

million dollar idea: perforated contacts
(I have no idea what I'm talking about)

@Louis Loire - NY I'm not good with clarifying my statements' context. I was not assuming you sleep with contacts in. I was building off of the thought flow of what to do with contact lenses at night and should have written "**as an aside**, anyone who sleeps with contacts in ..."

People have varying levels of natural eye wetness. I've certainly had issues with other contacts, but since wearing Acuvue Oaysis for the past decade or so, I have zero issues with dryness. I'm 31.

I'll consider the idea though.

What is crazy is getting laser eye surgery. I know multiple people that have to take eye drops now and have screwed up night vision. No thanks, contacts are not that bad.

https://www.twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1046887957603471367

Yeah, my glasses make my facial appearance very top-heavy, so to speak.

Same

I used to not really think about my glasses, now I take any visual que I can to reduce my soy factor.

Indeed. Anyone else purposefully not opening their mouths during photographs?

I don't smile much in pictures, but that's because I'm bad at forced smiles

If you look at my picture in OC on the fitness server, that's about as much as I smile

The soy smile meme got to me. TBH, I used to do it often.

Same, I soy smiled a few times.

Now I have RBF

It really is the expression of a man who does not know what to do, but must express a nominal, obligatory degree of emotional engagement.

In a non-threatening way

Take notes on peak chad expression boys

Big brain...

i-is that real?

that's really cringy looking

*tips fedora*

Pretty much never wear any hats other than ball caps (if you've the requisite muscle mass) or stocking caps in cold weather

Although I wear a bucket hat on the lake. Sunburn prevention

White men must own a hat for white outings.

...not fedoras...

You should wear a hat for the express purpose of taking it off indoors.

That's something people need to do again.

It shows your host you aren't hiding a yarmulke.

It's only polite.

It's a quick "No schlomo bro"

Key

I've had grils say that they like my glasses before, but I think most of the time it's a facetious comment.

I don't smile, I smirk or have a solemn face.

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Cowboy hats acceptable.