I worked with girls in fast food. Don't hit on them. They would always tell stories about "that weird guy who asked for my Snapchat at the drive through".

Well dude, there's a difference between asking a girl immediately to show credentials, and talking her up a little beforehand

True that, when I was younger I pulled a few numbers from drive thru chicks. One was a manager of a Burger King hahaha

It was more than good customer service. We talked for a few minutes while stuff got ready, and she perked up when I said I worked for an industry that had a location very close by

Get it boy

Tfw

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I find that playing the "text game" winds up hurting me way more than helping me

Same, it seems like there is a such a narrow window to secure a date or reach some threshhold of interest.

Before the gril's attention span wanes

I get plenty of matches but so few responses on messages. And even those taper to silence after a day or two. Am I finally "attractive but boring"? The opposite of how I have been most of my life according to many.

There's one girl that I'm very interested in off of Bumble that I've been chatting with for like 5 days. We send 3 or 4 messages to each other a day, and today she sent me her snapchat. Pretty confused, tbh

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN a lot of women just swipe for validation. That doesn't mean you couldn't become more interesting, just something to consider

@John O - Not sure how to make a message more interesting without seeming desperate or outlandish. When a gal has a blurb written up I can respond to it with queries, but what should one even say to a gal with a blank profile and generic photos?

"Ay gurl, would you like to hear more about IQ distribution between men and women?"

It's all so tiresome. If I believed in God I'd have become a monk by now.

That's how you open

Inject humor

lel

Monastery gang gang gang

Buddhist monastery you can learn kung fu, but they make you be vegetarian. No can do

>tfw no Spanish inquisition gf

@John O - text game kills me too because most girls are shit at conversation over text. I always ask to meet by the 3rd message. I get dates a little more than half the time. None of any quality though hahaha.

I let them know right up front I'm a grown ass man and I don't like games, texting is a game. I don't have time for that shit, but I'm old haha

Tfw almost 36 and no wifey hahah

I'm good at text game, I was referring more to the "don't respond too quickly " rule

@RevStench we're all gonna make it

32 here.

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN are you a college grad?

Will be in a month, inshaalah

(that's ironic)

Sperm bank, sorry if anyone is offended by that

Allah, souria, bashar ou bas brother

Are you saying I should contribute to a sperm bank?

Yeah

I thought you had to be blonde and with a masters degree?

But maybe 6'9" and a bachelor's will do

No dude, height is the major limitation

Isn't there some kind of pay scale at sperm banks?

I mean that is worth thinking about in the off chance some lesbians want a big son. But it doesn't help me have my own family.