Well dude, there's a difference between asking a girl immediately to show credentials, and talking her up a little beforehand

True that, when I was younger I pulled a few numbers from drive thru chicks. One was a manager of a Burger King hahaha

It was more than good customer service. We talked for a few minutes while stuff got ready, and she perked up when I said I worked for an industry that had a location very close by

Get it boy

Tfw

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I find that playing the "text game" winds up hurting me way more than helping me

Same, it seems like there is a such a narrow window to secure a date or reach some threshhold of interest.

Before the gril's attention span wanes

I get plenty of matches but so few responses on messages. And even those taper to silence after a day or two. Am I finally "attractive but boring"? The opposite of how I have been most of my life according to many.

There's one girl that I'm very interested in off of Bumble that I've been chatting with for like 5 days. We send 3 or 4 messages to each other a day, and today she sent me her snapchat. Pretty confused, tbh

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN a lot of women just swipe for validation. That doesn't mean you couldn't become more interesting, just something to consider

@John O - Not sure how to make a message more interesting without seeming desperate or outlandish. When a gal has a blurb written up I can respond to it with queries, but what should one even say to a gal with a blank profile and generic photos?

"Ay gurl, would you like to hear more about IQ distribution between men and women?"

It's all so tiresome. If I believed in God I'd have become a monk by now.

That's how you open

Inject humor

lel

Monastery gang gang gang

Buddhist monastery you can learn kung fu, but they make you be vegetarian. No can do

>tfw no Spanish inquisition gf

@John O - text game kills me too because most girls are shit at conversation over text. I always ask to meet by the 3rd message. I get dates a little more than half the time. None of any quality though hahaha.

I let them know right up front I'm a grown ass man and I don't like games, texting is a game. I don't have time for that shit, but I'm old haha

Tfw almost 36 and no wifey hahah

I'm good at text game, I was referring more to the "don't respond too quickly " rule

@RevStench we're all gonna make it

32 here.

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN are you a college grad?

Will be in a month, inshaalah

(that's ironic)

Sperm bank, sorry if anyone is offended by that

Allah, souria, bashar ou bas brother

Are you saying I should contribute to a sperm bank?

Yeah

I thought you had to be blonde and with a masters degree?

But maybe 6'9" and a bachelor's will do

No dude, height is the major limitation

Isn't there some kind of pay scale at sperm banks?

I mean that is worth thinking about in the off chance some lesbians want a big son. But it doesn't help me have my own family.

Yeah, but it's not worth the money. The only real reason to donate sperm is progeny