tentacles of peace...

As individuals and as peoples.

but I'm non-Bind-ary

Lesbians are now the oppressors

I have a phobia of being bound

Tentacles will bring peace to the Middle East.

The Mufftriarchy

I prefer to do the binding.

And more than just books.

Certain lesbians are going to be hardcore-actual-feminists... in which case, they will take offense at having donged-women among them in their segregated places.

What if they just tuck it, like, *super* hard so that it kind of stuffs up inside a little bit?

I imagine there are a subsection of day-walker gay men who are gay because they prefer masculinity, and despite femininity in all forms.

Yeah, where are the gay guys on this for Trans-men?

Do gays normally burn in the sunlight?

Are you suggesting a new plastic surgery procedure where the stomach is folded and stapled to create a pocket for hiding the jewels?

Daywalkers are passably-straight.

Oh.

And chadhomos who only like chadhomos have few options I would imagine.

Since I think 70+% of the community is effeminate bottoms.

or... thereabouts.

Daywalkers might even be hypermasculine. you might even have a no-homo mancrush on them because of their need to out-hunt and out-fish you, haha

Nothing gayer than fucking a woman.

I mean they fuck dudes, you know?

What if you are fucking a Virgin

Closet case.

She WANTS to fuck dudes.

Well now that's just plain homosexual.

to gay or not to gay

That's what is says on all the old Viennese bathroom walls.

If you have to ask....

Has anyone seen Look Who's Back? on Netflix? Watched it last night; don't think I've laughed so much at a modern comedy since PMQs

"Oi, m8. You got a licence for that penis?"

Schrodinger's bulge.

I watched it here in the Netherlands

Turns out my german was rusty enough I had to rely on the dutch subtitles...

it was halarious.

I think it is one of the best things I've ever seen. Have the book, I.....I actually cannot believe that this was made in these modern times

If you think about it.. from your point of view... the PoV of an individual person not-in-the-know... the bulge of another really is subject to Schrodinger's principles.

Dick in a box

Box in a dick<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

It's both erect and flaccid at the same time