!agree

Combo breaker.

You can keep that part of my culture. Strawberries don't sit so hot on my stomach.

Though I kind of like that design.

For inactivity?

Heh. I'll be purged, then. I forget Discord even exists for months at a time.

I can't agree on the Gibson thing. I've seen Signs.

Dark Souls is the Demon's Souls of Bloodborne games.

Ninja Gaiden made Castelvania's Medusa heads seem downright helpful.

It was kind of funny watching people freaking out over how "hard" the new Ninja Gaiden was on XBOX.

If they only knew. If they only knew the anger. The tears. The sleepless nights and cracked controllers.

The groundings for saying "fuck" a little too loud.

The only thing I know about cuphead is that the porn is weird.

Shows up in completely unrelated searches. I mean they're unrelated porn searches, but still.

... huh. So you're in both of the groups I was invited to.

Neat.

He's a mixed bag, same as any other human being you'll ever evaluate. It's a much more favorable mix than Hillary, though. I'd rather a 50/50 chance of reaching in and pulling out either shit or gold than a 50/50 chance of pulling out either shit or green shit.

@King Canuck
A time-traveling cyborg knight president would be awesome.

The fuck kind of knight *isn't* a horribly racist berserker?

Even when they cut his head off, he just kept talking.

Wait a minute.

He's an unstoppable juggernaut from a more advanced society, wielding futuristic weapons AND the blessings of gods?

Holy shit. Pelinal is the Doomslayer.

Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait.

Doesn't Bethesda own Doom now?

Or at least publish it?

Then I have an idea.

An idea for some Doom DLC.

The fans.

Actually my idea was Doomslayer in old Tamriel. I mean they DO refer to the daedra as "demons" in their records from that period.

The humans do, anyway.

I'm now imagining the Doomslayer just punching every questgiver that talks for more than two sentences and blowing up all the books.

And yeah. Traps have been with us for a long ass time.

@King Canuck
Makes sense. Probably Morihaus

Enh. I'll take it. Higher grade than anything I got in high school.

Short Circuit.

Yes.

Number five will forever be alive in my heart.

What the fuck are your people doing that's getting the floors so dirty?

That poor Roomba is running damn near 24/7.

SaKhan

That's a lot of ducks for one man.

Everyone knows women prefer swans.

Sounds to me like 20 years of marriage taught the man what some of us know by instinct.

As with cars, cable and internet, always go for the pacakage with all the options.

What I want to know is if he always had that desire lurking in him or if she pushed him to the point that he thought "I'd rather fuck an ugly ass dude. At least I could stand them outside of the bedroom". Followed by that "wait a minute" lightbulb moment.

!rank

In my heart I know it to be true that I want it to be true.

That's, like, 67% true, right?

I mean that's a passing grade on a modern test, isn't it?

Careful with that shade, Notch. We've all seen the videos on YouTube. We know your sin.

Picture a short ways up.

Mistakenly thought I was closer to the bottom than I actually was when I wrote that.

Not to mention when you click to be taken to the earliest new message since you left and it just takes you half way.

No, the earliest. *click* No, the EARLIEST. *click* .... errrliesssst, you stupid, stupid thing.

!help

... illuminating.

!agree

Amazing.

Hey nones.

Hot as it's been lately, that doesn't sound entirely offputting.

For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time.

TV has burned that, apply directly to the forehead and 800-588-2300 into my mind for all of time.

I haven't watched TV in years but it's still burned in nice and deep.

Lots of staticy after-school television.

And morning news.

Just local stuff.

Back when the show told you when you could watch it rather than the other way around.

Days of VHS and glory.

And Goonies. So fucking much Goonies.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.

When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys won't cut him no slack.

Not quite, though I did have to refresh my memory on at last line. For some reason my brain insisted it was "he's sure to get a turtle smack".

Hell if I know where that came from.

Cue the distant sound of millions of enraged and offended bats.

Some of them do!

And I think it fell down there? I don't know. That was a LONG ass time ago.

Or maybe it got out but fell back in.

Even as a child watching a TV show about a bunch of shit-dwelling half-human turtle ninjas and their geriatric half-human rat grandpa, Krang was the one thing that seemed "wrong" to me.

You see golems of various metals. Golems of various elements.

Krang is a pedophile golem.

He's made of pedophile.

And 8yo me instinctively knew to keep his distance.

Yeah. Kid-touching.

He was some kind of other-dimensinoal conqueror.

Who got stuck here.

Apriladia Oniqua.

Is that his given name, though? Or did he adopt it for publicity purposes?

Oh jesus. Now I'm imagining an 8 foot tall black April in Globetrotters shorts.

Duckman was in Ninja Turtles?

I mean it's believable.

Huh. I must have missed that episode. He doesn't look familiar.

Is that insurance for in case homos break in through your back door?

It's He-Man.

It was always homo.

There's nothing that threatens the continued freedom of the press quite like making them prove the shit they talk.

Now see, the Turks would disagree.

Can I add that it's hysterical that the phrase "the pen is mightier than the sword" came into being back when illiteracy was still common?

The CAPSLOCK key is mightier than the normal volume sentence.