Message from @Jas
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@Deleted User I have embraced the way of the wombat
That's why his punishment is so uneven - he's blind.
True. Purge the sinners. Let God sort out their souls.
@Jas That's better. Now we can take you seriously at least.
@Got it memorized? I wank a lot am I next?
Prolly.
Uh oh
You kill about 6 million sperm each time you wank.
So you have like a holocaust in your pants.
I accept Jesus as my lord and saviour
Too late.
Jesus is dead.
@Dillon hm.... used to know the answer, took 4 years theology in high school... but pretty sure its considered a sin in all circumstances
Ben Shapiro killed him.
Fuck
His wife was a doctor.
But she was too late.
Shit
don't worry dillon, if you donate to my patreon, I can still save your soul tho
That's how the Church used to do it.
Yes
Yes, but you don't work for Buzzfeed so which one will it be?
le epic XVII century church
@Got it memorized? what if every time I masturbate it’s an accident
wait
10 5 2
17
is that 17th century?
Funny story, me and my friends started a cult/spoof religion at our catholic high school called the Bank of God, and money/donations to use was how you got your sin removed. Santa was satan..... we had a website, a weekly publication, and ~50 kids and 8 teachers in on it. We got shut down tho : (
it's 800 years old ...
so ...
wait, that doesn't sound right
13th century no?
You had the II after the V?
i forget
@Got it memorized? scamming people is the most religious thing you could do
@Got it memorized? censorship!
@Got it memorized? reeeee infringement
@Dillon technically I think intent/knowledge is critical to the criteria of it being a sin, so maybe technically somehow if a person accidently discovered masturbation alone?
It was a fun time then in high school.... but a idiot kid ended up ratting us out