Some god at least.

Maybe Io.

@Deleted User I have embraced the way of the wombat

That's why his punishment is so uneven - he's blind.

True. Purge the sinners. Let God sort out their souls.

@Jas That's better. Now we can take you seriously at least.

@Got it memorized? I wank a lot am I next?

Prolly.

Uh oh

You kill about 6 million sperm each time you wank.

So you have like a holocaust in your pants.

I accept Jesus as my lord and saviour

Too late.

Jesus is dead.

@Dillon hm.... used to know the answer, took 4 years theology in high school... but pretty sure its considered a sin in all circumstances

Ben Shapiro killed him.

Fuck

His wife was a doctor.

But she was too late.

Shit

don't worry dillon, if you donate to my patreon, I can still save your soul tho

That's how the Church used to do it.

but if I'm a furry now, doesn't that mean I automatically go to hell?

Yes

Yes, but you don't work for Buzzfeed so which one will it be?

le epic XVII century church

@Got it memorized? what if every time I masturbate it’s an accident

wait

10 5 2

17

is that 17th century?

Funny story, me and my friends started a cult/spoof religion at our catholic high school called the Bank of God, and money/donations to use was how you got your sin removed. Santa was satan..... we had a website, a weekly publication, and ~50 kids and 8 teachers in on it. We got shut down tho : (

it's 800 years old ...

so ...

wait, that doesn't sound right

13th century no?

You had the II after the V?

i forget

@Got it memorized? scamming people is the most religious thing you could do

@Got it memorized? censorship!

@Got it memorized? reeeee infringement