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Too late.
Jesus is dead.
@Dillon hm.... used to know the answer, took 4 years theology in high school... but pretty sure its considered a sin in all circumstances
Ben Shapiro killed him.
Fuck
His wife was a doctor.
But she was too late.
Shit
don't worry dillon, if you donate to my patreon, I can still save your soul tho
That's how the Church used to do it.
but if I'm a furry now, doesn't that mean I automatically go to hell?
Yes
Yes, but you don't work for Buzzfeed so which one will it be?
le epic XVII century church
@Got it memorized? what if every time I masturbate it’s an accident
wait
10 5 2
17
is that 17th century?
Funny story, me and my friends started a cult/spoof religion at our catholic high school called the Bank of God, and money/donations to use was how you got your sin removed. Santa was satan..... we had a website, a weekly publication, and ~50 kids and 8 teachers in on it. We got shut down tho : (
so ...
wait, that doesn't sound right
13th century no?
You had the II after the V?
i forget
@Got it memorized? scamming people is the most religious thing you could do
@Got it memorized? censorship!
@Got it memorized? reeeee infringement
@Dillon technically I think intent/knowledge is critical to the criteria of it being a sin, so maybe technically somehow if a person accidently discovered masturbation alone?
It was a fun time then in high school.... but a idiot kid ended up ratting us out
we even got our theology professor in on it
If he didn't know of PornHub before he opened the tab it's fine.
I think they had to change it though because of the whole inuit story where a missionary told them they must join under the lord or be sent to damnation. To which he replied:
"If I didn't know the lord existed, would I have gone to hell?"
"No"
"Then why did you tell me?"
There’s always a layer of atoms on every surface and thing so technically I’ve never even touched my penis
think that ties into the three types of baptism... I think one was by the sacrament, one by desire, and the 3rd by martyrdom... Gotta save those savages from themselves
No, watch this one instead. This one has the animation:
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At least in christianity you can ask for forgiveness, that doesn't work in the cult of SJW
Sargon got a suit. Prepare for his Trump Rally impression