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@Ondsinet

28 dead in Portugal

@Dillon ?

Ah, I forgot.

Al Gore left the server.

@Ondsinet bus crash

All German

oh

Well, that's sad.

Poor Krauts.

28 dead 50 people on the bus all together I believe

They were looking forward to their pension after working all their lives.

been a rough few days over there in europe huh

God is punishing us.

Just in the shit parts

Some god at least.

Maybe Io.

@Deleted User I have embraced the way of the wombat

That's why his punishment is so uneven - he's blind.

True. Purge the sinners. Let God sort out their souls.

@Jas That's better. Now we can take you seriously at least.

@Got it memorized? I wank a lot am I next?

Prolly.

Uh oh

You kill about 6 million sperm each time you wank.

So you have like a holocaust in your pants.

I accept Jesus as my lord and saviour

Too late.

Jesus is dead.

@Dillon hm.... used to know the answer, took 4 years theology in high school... but pretty sure its considered a sin in all circumstances

Ben Shapiro killed him.

Fuck

His wife was a doctor.

But she was too late.

Shit

don't worry dillon, if you donate to my patreon, I can still save your soul tho

That's how the Church used to do it.

but if I'm a furry now, doesn't that mean I automatically go to hell?

Yes

Yes, but you don't work for Buzzfeed so which one will it be?