Message from @Got it memorized?

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2019-04-17 19:37:48 UTC  

Poor Krauts.

2019-04-17 19:37:59 UTC  

28 dead 50 people on the bus all together I believe

2019-04-17 19:38:13 UTC  

They were looking forward to their pension after working all their lives.

2019-04-17 19:38:26 UTC  

been a rough few days over there in europe huh

2019-04-17 19:38:39 UTC  

God is punishing us.

2019-04-17 19:38:44 UTC  

Just in the shit parts

2019-04-17 19:38:47 UTC  

Some god at least.

2019-04-17 19:38:51 UTC  

Maybe Io.

2019-04-17 19:38:51 UTC  

@Deleted User I have embraced the way of the wombat

2019-04-17 19:39:00 UTC  

That's why his punishment is so uneven - he's blind.

2019-04-17 19:39:08 UTC  

True. Purge the sinners. Let God sort out their souls.

2019-04-17 19:39:15 UTC  

@Jas That's better. Now we can take you seriously at least.

2019-04-17 19:39:31 UTC  

@Got it memorized? I wank a lot am I next?

2019-04-17 19:40:03 UTC  

Prolly.

2019-04-17 19:40:07 UTC  

Uh oh

2019-04-17 19:40:10 UTC  

You kill about 6 million sperm each time you wank.

2019-04-17 19:40:19 UTC  

So you have like a holocaust in your pants.

2019-04-17 19:40:30 UTC  

I accept Jesus as my lord and saviour

2019-04-17 19:40:35 UTC  

Too late.

2019-04-17 19:40:38 UTC  

Jesus is dead.

2019-04-17 19:40:40 UTC  

@Dillon hm.... used to know the answer, took 4 years theology in high school... but pretty sure its considered a sin in all circumstances

2019-04-17 19:40:42 UTC  

Ben Shapiro killed him.

2019-04-17 19:40:42 UTC  

Fuck

2019-04-17 19:40:48 UTC  

His wife was a doctor.

2019-04-17 19:40:55 UTC  

But she was too late.

2019-04-17 19:41:01 UTC  

Shit

2019-04-17 19:41:16 UTC  

don't worry dillon, if you donate to my patreon, I can still save your soul tho

2019-04-17 19:41:32 UTC  

That's how the Church used to do it.

2019-04-17 19:41:47 UTC  

but if I'm a furry now, doesn't that mean I automatically go to hell?

2019-04-17 19:41:56 UTC  

Yes

2019-04-17 19:42:02 UTC  

Yes, but you don't work for Buzzfeed so which one will it be?

2019-04-17 19:42:15 UTC  

le epic XVII century church

2019-04-17 19:42:16 UTC  

@Got it memorized? what if every time I masturbate it’s an accident

2019-04-17 19:42:25 UTC  

wait

2019-04-17 19:42:29 UTC  

10 5 2

2019-04-17 19:42:33 UTC  

17

2019-04-17 19:42:38 UTC  

is that 17th century?

2019-04-17 19:42:42 UTC  

Funny story, me and my friends started a cult/spoof religion at our catholic high school called the Bank of God, and money/donations to use was how you got your sin removed. Santa was satan..... we had a website, a weekly publication, and ~50 kids and 8 teachers in on it. We got shut down tho : (

2019-04-17 19:42:42 UTC  

it's 800 years old ...

2019-04-17 19:42:44 UTC  

so ...

2019-04-17 19:42:53 UTC  

wait, that doesn't sound right