but if I'm a furry now, doesn't that mean I automatically go to hell?

Yes

Yes, but you don't work for Buzzfeed so which one will it be?

le epic XVII century church

@Got it memorized? what if every time I masturbate it’s an accident

wait

10 5 2

17

is that 17th century?

Funny story, me and my friends started a cult/spoof religion at our catholic high school called the Bank of God, and money/donations to use was how you got your sin removed. Santa was satan..... we had a website, a weekly publication, and ~50 kids and 8 teachers in on it. We got shut down tho : (

it's 800 years old ...

so ...

wait, that doesn't sound right

13th century no?

You had the II after the V?

i forget

@Got it memorized? scamming people is the most religious thing you could do

@Got it memorized? censorship!

@Got it memorized? reeeee infringement

@Dillon technically I think intent/knowledge is critical to the criteria of it being a sin, so maybe technically somehow if a person accidently discovered masturbation alone?

It was a fun time then in high school.... but a idiot kid ended up ratting us out

we even got our theology professor in on it

If he didn't know of PornHub before he opened the tab it's fine.

I think they had to change it though because of the whole inuit story where a missionary told them they must join under the lord or be sent to damnation. To which he replied:
"If I didn't know the lord existed, would I have gone to hell?"
"No"
"Then why did you tell me?"

There’s always a layer of atoms on every surface and thing so technically I’ve never even touched my penis

think that ties into the three types of baptism... I think one was by the sacrament, one by desire, and the 3rd by martyrdom... Gotta save those savages from themselves

No, watch this one instead. This one has the animation:

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn1R-5p_j5c>

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At least in christianity you can ask for forgiveness, that doesn't work in the cult of SJW

Sargon got a suit. Prepare for his Trump Rally impression

☣

I thought you have your British citizen revoked if you don't own a suit.

good meme

Yes, actually well made.

Good blending.

oh man I can't react to things, what level do you have to be for that?

@Deleted User corbin owns a suit but is definitely not british

Corbyn is actually not being totally cancer right now.

He's been defending Assange, right?