Message from @Oliver Starley
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And speaking of the Turks, if Trump recognizes the Armenian Genocide tomorrow, it'd be so glorious to see them chimping out
You gotta be kidding me.
As a Chriatian my aching ass. http://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-theological-liberalism/
Did they cuck out or something?
No, it's a response to the claim by the writer of the above CNN article that he is a Christian.
Oh.
Imagine being "Christian" and working for CNN. They make us look bad
They make humanity in general look bad.
As many people as there are who's job it is to lie for Jesus, at least the bible doesn't say it's ok.
The same cannot be said of some other holy books.
*cough, Taqiyya, cough*
Good morning normies
It looks like Dankula doesn't have to go to jail. He's paying £800. It's still bullshit though
that's 1120 USD
The Duchess of Cambridge also gave birth to a boy today
Toronto van of peace 🚐 today
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I survived my film class today. I didn't get scorched on my project
@Oliver Starley is the kid named Mohammed yet?
HELP
MY OLD MIDDLE SCHOOL PARTICIPATED IN THIS BULLSHIT
Theory: Idiocracy really is a utopia and we'd all be better off if your IQs were artifically reduced to 75 now that tech has reached a certian level.
Only people who have who are being punished by having their IQ reducing drugs taken away and are forced to care for the happy people.
The moment I realized we'd be better off with the robots in charge was when I realized I'd found the true form of the antichrist.
We will create for ourselves a false silicon god. It will be flawed because the men who made it are, and we will destroy ourselves.
God damn I am drunk
Why is it one day I can drink a twelve pack in an hour with no effect, and the next day I have two beers and I can barely stand?
Damnit liver be consitant.
Ok now that I am done lamenting intelligence It's time to talk about the other thing I like to rant about when I am drunk. My wife.
It's the same topic that I like to talk about sober. But just a smidge more lewd.
And honest.
Seriously, I went from stone cold sober to drunk off my ass. I was aiming for just enough to take edge off the constant emotional pain, and make myself socially intersesting (me being interesting is a narrow target to be fair.)
So if anyone every wondered what the wife I so adoringly talk about looks like this is basically it.
Minus the problem hair, plus ginger.
Seriously, she has mastered the art of perfect thiccness.
My advice is before you wife a girl you take a look at her lower back and make sure she's got some thumb rests. It's a sign she's got the adipose mass for good fertility.
