Message from @Grumplebee
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Good morning normies
It looks like Dankula doesn't have to go to jail. He's paying £800. It's still bullshit though
that's 1120 USD
The Duchess of Cambridge also gave birth to a boy today
Toronto van of peace 🚐 today
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I survived my film class today. I didn't get scorched on my project
@Oliver Starley is the kid named Mohammed yet?
He'll probably be called Edward or something
HELP
MY OLD MIDDLE SCHOOL PARTICIPATED IN THIS BULLSHIT
Theory: Idiocracy really is a utopia and we'd all be better off if your IQs were artifically reduced to 75 now that tech has reached a certian level.
Only people who have who are being punished by having their IQ reducing drugs taken away and are forced to care for the happy people.
The moment I realized we'd be better off with the robots in charge was when I realized I'd found the true form of the antichrist.
We will create for ourselves a false silicon god. It will be flawed because the men who made it are, and we will destroy ourselves.
God damn I am drunk
Why is it one day I can drink a twelve pack in an hour with no effect, and the next day I have two beers and I can barely stand?
Ok now that I am done lamenting intelligence It's time to talk about the other thing I like to rant about when I am drunk. My wife.
It's the same topic that I like to talk about sober. But just a smidge more lewd.
And honest.
Seriously, I went from stone cold sober to drunk off my ass. I was aiming for just enough to take edge off the constant emotional pain, and make myself socially intersesting (me being interesting is a narrow target to be fair.)
So if anyone every wondered what the wife I so adoringly talk about looks like this is basically it.
Minus the problem hair, plus ginger.
Seriously, she has mastered the art of perfect thiccness.
My advice is before you wife a girl you take a look at her lower back and make sure she's got some thumb rests. It's a sign she's got the adipose mass for good fertility.
Yes, those back dimples should be appropriately called thumb rests.
Here's another approximated pic of my beautiful waifu. I must protect this smile.
Seriously, no joke. She looks like mei. minus the chinese, plus ginger.
Which makes her cute little shoulders all the more nibbleable. Because a light dusting of freckles.
In this stupor I can't emphasize how perfectly thicc she is.
MMM just right./
Really missing her if the people who find this no doubt embarassing when I'm sober rant later couldn't tell.
I don't know why such a perfect woman ever agreed to marry such a horrible flawed person as me.
But if I have a chance so do all of you.
So don't give up and go MGTOW. I did that once, but she was the light that showed me out.
Find a great girl (or guy) pack yourself full of forgiveness, make sure they are too. Get married and make as many babies as you can.
Even if it is interracial. As long as isn't an overwhelming social trend that makes us all indistinct it's fine. Besides if she is smart and kind enough for you that is good enough.