Message from @Grumplebee
Discord ID: 438231587163996160
*cough, Taqiyya, cough*
Good morning normies
It looks like Dankula doesn't have to go to jail. He's paying £800. It's still bullshit though
that's 1120 USD
The Duchess of Cambridge also gave birth to a boy today
Toronto van of peace 🚐 today
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I survived my film class today. I didn't get scorched on my project
@Oliver Starley is the kid named Mohammed yet?
He'll probably be called Edward or something
HELP
MY OLD MIDDLE SCHOOL PARTICIPATED IN THIS BULLSHIT
Theory: Idiocracy really is a utopia and we'd all be better off if your IQs were artifically reduced to 75 now that tech has reached a certian level.
Only people who have who are being punished by having their IQ reducing drugs taken away and are forced to care for the happy people.
The moment I realized we'd be better off with the robots in charge was when I realized I'd found the true form of the antichrist.
We will create for ourselves a false silicon god. It will be flawed because the men who made it are, and we will destroy ourselves.
God damn I am drunk
Why is it one day I can drink a twelve pack in an hour with no effect, and the next day I have two beers and I can barely stand?
Damnit liver be consitant.
Ok now that I am done lamenting intelligence It's time to talk about the other thing I like to rant about when I am drunk. My wife.
It's the same topic that I like to talk about sober. But just a smidge more lewd.
And honest.
Seriously, I went from stone cold sober to drunk off my ass. I was aiming for just enough to take edge off the constant emotional pain, and make myself socially intersesting (me being interesting is a narrow target to be fair.)
So if anyone every wondered what the wife I so adoringly talk about looks like this is basically it.
Minus the problem hair, plus ginger.
Seriously, she has mastered the art of perfect thiccness.
My advice is before you wife a girl you take a look at her lower back and make sure she's got some thumb rests. It's a sign she's got the adipose mass for good fertility.
Yes, those back dimples should be appropriately called thumb rests.
Here's another approximated pic of my beautiful waifu. I must protect this smile.
Seriously, no joke. She looks like mei. minus the chinese, plus ginger.
Which makes her cute little shoulders all the more nibbleable. Because a light dusting of freckles.
In this stupor I can't emphasize how perfectly thicc she is.
MMM just right./
Really missing her if the people who find this no doubt embarassing when I'm sober rant later couldn't tell.
I don't know why such a perfect woman ever agreed to marry such a horrible flawed person as me.
But if I have a chance so do all of you.
So don't give up and go MGTOW. I did that once, but she was the light that showed me out.
Find a great girl (or guy) pack yourself full of forgiveness, make sure they are too. Get married and make as many babies as you can.