Message from @Grumplebee

Discord ID: 438236182275686400


2018-04-23 20:45:44 UTC  

I survived my film class today. I didn't get scorched on my project

2018-04-23 21:50:39 UTC  

@Oliver Starley is the kid named Mohammed yet?

2018-04-23 21:57:07 UTC  

He'll probably be called Edward or something

2018-04-23 22:58:04 UTC  

HELP

2018-04-23 22:58:20 UTC  

MY OLD MIDDLE SCHOOL PARTICIPATED IN THIS BULLSHIT

2018-04-23 22:58:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/438111428189224972/image.png

2018-04-24 06:53:10 UTC  

Theory: Idiocracy really is a utopia and we'd all be better off if your IQs were artifically reduced to 75 now that tech has reached a certian level.

2018-04-24 06:54:08 UTC  

Only people who have who are being punished by having their IQ reducing drugs taken away and are forced to care for the happy people.

2018-04-24 06:54:37 UTC  

The moment I realized we'd be better off with the robots in charge was when I realized I'd found the true form of the antichrist.

2018-04-24 06:55:12 UTC  

We will create for ourselves a false silicon god. It will be flawed because the men who made it are, and we will destroy ourselves.

2018-04-24 06:55:18 UTC  

God damn I am drunk

2018-04-24 06:55:52 UTC  

Why is it one day I can drink a twelve pack in an hour with no effect, and the next day I have two beers and I can barely stand?

2018-04-24 06:56:03 UTC  

Damnit liver be consitant.

2018-04-24 06:57:46 UTC  

Ok now that I am done lamenting intelligence It's time to talk about the other thing I like to rant about when I am drunk. My wife.

2018-04-24 06:58:06 UTC  

It's the same topic that I like to talk about sober. But just a smidge more lewd.

2018-04-24 06:58:13 UTC  

And honest.

2018-04-24 07:01:41 UTC  

Seriously, I went from stone cold sober to drunk off my ass. I was aiming for just enough to take edge off the constant emotional pain, and make myself socially intersesting (me being interesting is a narrow target to be fair.)

2018-04-24 07:13:55 UTC  

So if anyone every wondered what the wife I so adoringly talk about looks like this is basically it.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/438236129788035073/Fertility_Goddess_Earth_Chan.jpg

2018-04-24 07:14:07 UTC  

Minus the problem hair, plus ginger.

2018-04-24 07:14:21 UTC  

Seriously, she has mastered the art of perfect thiccness.

2018-04-24 07:15:21 UTC  

My advice is before you wife a girl you take a look at her lower back and make sure she's got some thumb rests. It's a sign she's got the adipose mass for good fertility.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/438236489009332235/Thumb_Rests.jpg

2018-04-24 07:15:42 UTC  

Yes, those back dimples should be appropriately called thumb rests.

2018-04-24 07:16:33 UTC  

Here's another approximated pic of my beautiful waifu. I must protect this smile.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/438236791896670208/Mei_Sundress.jpg

2018-04-24 07:17:04 UTC  

Seriously, no joke. She looks like mei. minus the chinese, plus ginger.

2018-04-24 07:17:16 UTC  

Which makes her cute little shoulders all the more nibbleable. Because a light dusting of freckles.

2018-04-24 07:17:50 UTC  

In this stupor I can't emphasize how perfectly thicc she is.

2018-04-24 07:17:52 UTC  

MMM just right./

2018-04-24 07:18:22 UTC  

Really missing her if the people who find this no doubt embarassing when I'm sober rant later couldn't tell.

2018-04-24 07:18:57 UTC  

I don't know why such a perfect woman ever agreed to marry such a horrible flawed person as me.

2018-04-24 07:19:09 UTC  

But if I have a chance so do all of you.

2018-04-24 07:19:54 UTC  

So don't give up and go MGTOW. I did that once, but she was the light that showed me out.

2018-04-24 07:20:26 UTC  

Find a great girl (or guy) pack yourself full of forgiveness, make sure they are too. Get married and make as many babies as you can.

2018-04-24 07:21:24 UTC  

Even if it is interracial. As long as isn't an overwhelming social trend that makes us all indistinct it's fine. Besides if she is smart and kind enough for you that is good enough.

2018-04-24 07:22:23 UTC  

Who cares if she's <variable race> even if you believe all that IQ stuff if she's an outlier then she's more than good enough. Like I always say "Support and encourage outliers."

2018-04-24 07:23:31 UTC  

Also, like I always say "True diversity is strength" This includes people of pure ethinic genes, and mixed race. Which is how I ended up in this alt rightish place.

2018-04-24 07:24:15 UTC  

I don't want a future where we are all aracial, agendered, asexual, areligious, and aeverthingelse. Discinctiveness is amazing.

2018-04-24 07:24:25 UTC  

We need to celeberate all our differences.

2018-04-24 07:24:41 UTC  

But leftists as per their usual, lie

2018-04-24 07:24:45 UTC  

They always lie.