Message from @Oliver Starley

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2018-04-23 03:57:45 UTC  

F

2018-04-23 03:59:05 UTC  
2018-04-23 05:06:33 UTC  

Anything fun or interesting going on? I could really use a distraction.

2018-04-23 05:06:57 UTC  

Nothing rn, it's 1 in the morning

2018-04-23 05:07:14 UTC  

only ten pm here.

2018-04-23 05:07:25 UTC  

Have you thought of colluding with your wife?

2018-04-23 05:07:29 UTC  

kinda figured.

2018-04-23 05:07:42 UTC  

She is unavailable atm.

2018-04-23 05:08:13 UTC  

F

2018-04-23 05:09:26 UTC  

We could talk about what could have been if the crusaders didn't sack Constantinople and left it vulnerable to the Turks

2018-04-23 05:09:53 UTC  

Not really feelin' it. Thanks for trying though.

2018-04-23 05:10:21 UTC  

Makes me wonder why alternate history hub on YouTube hasn't made a video on that yet

2018-04-23 05:11:17 UTC  

And speaking of the Turks, if Trump recognizes the Armenian Genocide tomorrow, it'd be so glorious to see them chimping out

2018-04-23 05:18:42 UTC  

You gotta be kidding me.

2018-04-23 05:20:00 UTC  
2018-04-23 05:25:45 UTC  

Did they cuck out or something?

2018-04-23 05:26:22 UTC  

No, it's a response to the claim by the writer of the above CNN article that he is a Christian.

2018-04-23 05:27:51 UTC  

Oh.

2018-04-23 05:28:19 UTC  

Imagine being "Christian" and working for CNN. They make us look bad

2018-04-23 05:28:35 UTC  

They make humanity in general look bad.

2018-04-23 05:29:30 UTC  

As many people as there are who's job it is to lie for Jesus, at least the bible doesn't say it's ok.

2018-04-23 05:29:52 UTC  

The same cannot be said of some other holy books.

2018-04-23 05:31:40 UTC  

*cough, Taqiyya, cough*

2018-04-23 10:47:32 UTC  

Good morning normies

2018-04-23 12:48:50 UTC  

It looks like Dankula doesn't have to go to jail. He's paying £800. It's still bullshit though

2018-04-23 12:49:24 UTC  

that's 1120 USD

2018-04-23 12:52:42 UTC  

The Duchess of Cambridge also gave birth to a boy today

2018-04-23 19:54:36 UTC  

Toronto van of peace 🚐 today

2018-04-23 20:07:07 UTC  

?

2018-04-23 20:45:44 UTC  

I survived my film class today. I didn't get scorched on my project

2018-04-23 21:50:39 UTC  

@Oliver Starley is the kid named Mohammed yet?

2018-04-23 21:57:07 UTC  

He'll probably be called Edward or something

2018-04-23 22:58:04 UTC  

HELP

2018-04-23 22:58:20 UTC  

MY OLD MIDDLE SCHOOL PARTICIPATED IN THIS BULLSHIT

2018-04-23 22:58:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/438111428189224972/image.png

2018-04-24 06:53:10 UTC  

Theory: Idiocracy really is a utopia and we'd all be better off if your IQs were artifically reduced to 75 now that tech has reached a certian level.