Message from @Ald
Discord ID: 513597043177029650
Traditional Christmas music >>>>>>> annoying pop hellscape
To guy with hammer: "don't wack your thumb"
To guy with chainsaw: leaves
Anything beyond bing crosby is suffering
I can swing an axe and sledge all day, though
@Flint to guy with chainsaw: don't cut off your arm.
Guy with chainsaw: too late.
Defend The Appalachians
Lmao, I wasn't expecting an orchestral cover of that
Here’s a comfy Caucasian Christmas carol
If any employer tries to make you run a saw without proper PPE (including kevlar chaps), refuse
@Asatru Artist - MD aren't axes supposed to like, be a 🅱agans thing? <:really:453005408064241674>
@Asatru Artist - MD wears a hammer, but can't swing one.
I thought sitting around, drinking wine, and talking philosophy was a pagan thing. Or iss that just athens
OOOOOOSSSHHH
Asatru not worthy of Mjolnir
No bully
@ophiuchus quick red pill me on Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirit so I can get the joke pls
I will host a trail crew trip and teach you how to dig ditches for Obama, like my 2010-2014
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I watched a friend go to the ER for improperly swinging an axe a couple years ago
Phenomenology is the iradicus of the maimbrain of the higer hipocampus in the subduct of the medulaoblumgata
*woke*
chopping wood is fun m8
It's fun when it's the right wood
@ThisIsChris ayo I heard you liked self-consciousness so I put a master ideation along with your slave ideation so the dialectical annihilation could create the fires that light the forge of understanding of the self’s relation to itself
@Ald >Florida
lel
@Flint that will forever be indelible on my hippocampus
The wood in my area is all twisted and knotted and doesn't split
I thought it'd be like on tv, just swing and it splits--had a maul and all
Nope.
@ophiuchus ok thanks I think
Had to hammer down like a mother to get it in half
@Flint was it... dry?
@ThisIsChris that was my reaction when I read that book too
let's play would you rather
Blacks, or Hispanics?
Blacks
@Asatru Artist - MD I was doing the woke black-speak