A lot of people tried telling me that Russian is a useless language, but, the thing is, I'm not learning it to get a job, I'm learning to talk to people

Spanish is a European language you nimrod!!

@Austen Well I was half right, meds did invent Old Church Slavonic, or at least the alphabet

I will definitely learn Russian for... very hypothetical political reasons. <:nervous:359009898115104770>

@Austen 😉

I have plenty of people I can talk to in Russian. I don't think someone who learns Polish for the meme can say the same

Jacob is trying to dissuade non polish people from learning polish <:chad:359013583469805568>

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN nazbol gang gang

or monarchist gang gang

It's good to know if the enemy is talking about you

@Alex Kolchak - NY I can neither confirm not deny the pressence of Duginist war brides

@VinceChaos I'm going to be honest, yes, part of it is that I enjoy having muh sekrit language

Everyone should learn Polish for when the Poles come for us

Or Czarist GFs

@Lawrence of Eurabia When the winged Hussars arrive?

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN did I miss the “war brides” chapter of 4th Pol Theory?

Gtfo

they have freaking klingon but no latin???

@Alex Kolchak - NY It was in a supplemental pamphlet

Russian makes sense because it has the ability to be an international language among Eastern Europeans. Polish is only useful for talking to some esoteric ethnic group that isn't relevant on a global scale.

Russian is good to know

@VinceChaos
How can you have a fake language section and not have Elvish (which is a mashup of Finnish and Welsh apparently)?

I’d like to have a conversation with Putin

@Jacob except when the Intermarium becomes real 🇵🇱

@Lawrence of Eurabia I would not dare to trigger his anti-Lanklet rage

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN They're constantly adding languages

Putin owes me money

@Alex Kolchak - NY oh God no

@Lawrence of Eurabia dude you’re gonna get FSB’d

I’m sorry

@Jacob Hoping for Finnish or Lithuanian (closest language to Indo European)

@Lawrence of Eurabia I disavow

Intermarium is going to be an excuse for Ukraine to pick constant fights with Russia and drag everyone else into it

CNN said Putin payed people to vote for Trump, and I haven’t got my check yet.

would Ukraine be part of that @Jacob ?

I've heard they want to be

hol up

I thought it’s more the Catholic Slav countries

@Jacob Dude, Poland is the fastest growing economy in Europe and one of the fastest in the world. Plus they are turning into the silicone valley of Europe. Poland will be a major world player in the near future. Stop listening to Duginist spergs who are envious of Poland.

or non-Orthodox Christian anyway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermarium